Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 13 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: What happens? Do you believe in reincarnation or parallel universes? Is it just like going to sleep at night? Have you got a fatal disease Albert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Have you got a fatal disease Albert? I've got a season ticket for Tannadice if that counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Will John Brown turn up on my doorstep bothering my missus wanting to see ra deeds ? His false teeth will fall out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 Think you just start again in Division 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 29 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: I've got a season ticket for Tannadice if that counts? No it doesn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Who cares? You're dead anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 15 hours ago, resk said: Apparently you shit yourself. Or maybe that's only on South Park TBH. 15 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: That does happen. Not always, depends if you've been eating, a lot of people who die have been very ill usually haven't been eating and tend not to shit themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Think you just start again in Division 3 Post of the year so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 All I hope for, is the rumour is true that you can watch your funeral, so I can see ways bothered to turn up, see who’s after the free first drink and of course the sassage rolls and quiche, after that I’d be happy with eternal darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 52 minutes ago, Romeo said: a lot of people who die have been very ill Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I was taking my six-year-old granddaughter and one of her pals to Jumping Joeys in Arbroath a few days after Christmas. Out of nowhere she said to her friend “If you die and go to heaven and eat 300 chocolates you would get really fat”. It’s a take on the afterlife that I’ve not heard before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 10 hours ago, coprolite said: With no-one sane to stop her, i reckon the wife will spend the life insurance on cushions. She can stuff your ashes in the cushions, that's a kind of reincarnation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 According to the wives/girlfriends of some posters you apparently become a robin and get mauled by a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 8 hours ago, heedthebaa said: All I hope for, is the rumour is true that you can watch your funeral, so I can see ways bothered to turn up, see who’s after the free first drink and of course the sassage rolls and quiche, after that I’d be happy with eternal darkness I can at least answer that one Heed- -your reincarnation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelocalcat Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 If reincarnation is such a thing will you have any knowledge of previous lives? Is deja vu a symptom of this? When I was young I used to natter on about a previous life. Bearing in mind I'm a natural bullshitter so it may mean nothing but I'm tempted to believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 11 hours ago, Romeo said: Not always, depends if you've been eating, a lot of people who die have been very ill usually haven't been eating and tend not to shit themselves. You've been listening to an extract from A Year in the Basement: Surviving WaffenThinMint, published by Teckle Books, and available until he finds their offices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 On 11/01/2018 at 10:30, Broony88 said: Will John Brown turn up on my doorstep bothering my missus wanting to see ra deeds ? Deids, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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