Alert Mongoose Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 What happens? Do you believe in reincarnation or parallel universes? Is it just like going to sleep at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: What happens? Nothing happens. You're dead. End of. 9 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Do you believe in reincarnation or parallel universes? No. But of all the theories, I like reincarnation the best. 9 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Is it just like going to sleep at night? Hopefully; but it all depends on how you die. If you're in the hot desert sun, staked over a fire-ant hill smeared in honey, then probably not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 From the universe, we emerge. Into the universe, we return. And there are infinite forms we can take in infinite universes. ... you will take a new form. That of a fleshless, chattering skeleton when Zorp the surveyor arrives and burns your flesh off with his volcano mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: What happens? Do you believe in reincarnation or parallel universes? Is it just like going to sleep at night? In anticipation of the usual shite: I'll be the_the_kincardine 5088. In truth? I have no expectation of anything when I shuffled off this mortal coil. That's it. BTW that's England's bard quoted on 3 threads this evening. A record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 53 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: What happens? Probably more tedious shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Apparently you shit yourself. Or maybe that's only on South Park TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 That does happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I don’t believe in reincarnation. I never believed in it when I was a German Shepherd dog either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Apparently you shit yourself. Or maybe that's only on South Park TBH. Shoot your load if hung, according to gallowmen accounts.Knowing my luck I'll return at a jags game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "When I die I want to go to Heaven. Unless Jeffrey Archer's there, in which case I want to go to Lewisham" - Spike Milligan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Can’t wait. Got to be better than this shite. I'll have a word with WTM to end your misery then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: What happens? Do you believe in reincarnation or parallel universes? Is it just like going to sleep at night? ©Todd Rundgren Now I lay me down to sleep I'm praying lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Somebody make a big mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 "Frederick emails to say he has four children. He is the proud father of a new baby boy, Joshua, and his daughter, Susan, five, has just started school. And he thinks after death, there is nothing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Think you just start again in Division 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mcculloch Glasgow Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 In order to know what happens, I have to die first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I'm sure its exactly as the Bible* says. * All the other holy books are wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 With no-one sane to stop her, i reckon the wife will spend the life insurance on cushions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 If reincarnation is such a thing will you have any knowledge of previous lives? Is deja vu a symptom of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 9 hours ago, anotherchance said: Think you just start again in Division 3 Will John Brown turn up on my doorstep bothering my missus wanting to see ra deeds ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: If reincarnation is such a thing will you have any knowledge of previous lives? Is deja vu a symptom of this? I have a strange feeling you asked this question before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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