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Appreciate this is a banning offence but I’m starting to get used to the 17% shiteness.

Also I was at a wedding in the Waterside (between Seamill and Ardrossan) at the weekend and I was not allowed irn bru in the reception suite/ball room part of the building. Asked for irn bru with dinner and was advised I would need to go sit through the bar to drink it.

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Had a bad hangover on Sunday and on an early morning trip to Lidl for flowers I got a bottle of the new stuff. It only added to the crushing guilt, regret and paranoia. Not good. Their intentions may have been noble but they've really fucked it.

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They did the trick. 

Sorry, didn’t realise they were for your act. Explains the capes and other stupid garments. What’s the money like being a part-time entertainer at children’s parties?
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11 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


Sorry, didn’t realise they were for your act. Explains the capes and other stupid garments. What’s the money like being a part-time entertainer at children’s parties?

Kids' parties are hell on earth. So glad I don't have to go through all that pish any more. 

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Kids' parties are hell on earth. So glad I don't have to go through all that pish any more. 

I like the positive spin you put on the court action. More people should be as positive as you.
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Kids' parties are hell on earth. So glad I don't have to go through all that pish any more. 

Also, completely off topic from irn bru or you being a convicted magician, MVP is scheduled to be fighting at Bellator 200 tomorrow night. I would guess it’ll be on Spike.
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Did you not see the texts his wife sent him? Looks like he got off lightly with flowers.

A simple “sorry, I was pished” more than suffices. If she wants to stew in a bad mood over it then let her.
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I too have not seen an old can in a while. Maybe if I went round some of the newsagents I might find some.

I’m down to 20 cans. Been rationing them at 1 a month so that should see me last 2 years during these difficult times.

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