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Fullerene

Really easy New Year's resolutions

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Around this time people make New Year's resolutions such as stop smoking, drink less alcohol, do more exercise, learn to dance or whatever, and less than a week later they have totally given up.

This time, I would suggest resolutions that are a lot easier and therefore more likely to succeed.

I would suggest

1. I will not (knowingly) grow rhododendrons in my garden.
2. I will not buy a Rangers scarf or a Celtic strip.
3. I will not swim with sharks.
4. I will not walk across a minefield.
5. I will not hug Donald Trump.
6. I will not travel faster than the speed of light.
7. I will not make more resolutions than this.

Does anybody else have easy resolutions to make?

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59 minutes ago, throbber said:

I will not bathe with my father in law.

That resolution is in keeping with your profile picture.  Is it a double-bluff and you really are Alan Bennett?

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That resolution is in keeping with your profile picture.  Is it a double-bluff and you really are Alan Bennett?


I genuinely dreamt I was in the bath with my father in law last night.

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Christ. I don’t think it’s anything like that for us, it was just because I recently met up with him for a beer and it was the first time we have done that with just the two of us!

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5 hours ago, throbber said:

I will not bathe with my father in law.

 

4 hours ago, throbber said:

 


I genuinely dreamt I was in the bath with my father in law last night.

 

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Swear less. I have sworn a lot more in the last year than i have in the last ten.

Run 5k without stopping.

Both achievable within the timeframe of a year, both easily breakable by january 2nd as well

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6 hours ago, throbber said:

 


I genuinely dreamt I was in the bath with my father in law last night.

 

Did you give him a soapy w**k?

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Did you give him a soapy w**k?


No, we were just sat in it watching football and having a beer and chatting about normal things. Was a really odd thing to dream about.

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18 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


No, we were just sat in it watching football and having a beer and chatting about normal things. Was a really odd thing to dream about.

 

Do you have a TV in your bathroom? I think you mentioned watching paedophile videos from it before.

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