Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I'll be totally honest, I haven't had an excited feeling about a game days before it for a few years now.I think this will be an absolute classic for many reasons. Hopefully mainly for a contraversial home win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 On the twelfth day of Christmas Nat Wedderburn gave to me 12 Pars players on the park 11 Dives by Cardle 10 Townies lifted 9 99 dialed 8 pies for Hartley 7 Calls to the compliance officer 6 Nanoseconds spent by Jimmy Nic over jumping ship to Rangers 5 Fresh-air attempts at clearances by whichever "defender" steps in to replace Callum Morris 4 Stands completed so GIRFUY 3 Talbot face kicks 2 Red cards for Higgy And a rude song about Dean Shiels Have a happy 2nd January everyone and remember, the game is not over just because the ref has called full time xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Fitzgerald Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Can’t wait for the seethe from both sets of fans for the vile nature of what this game will be. Families who refuse to take their kids to future games etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back Post Misses Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 It is amazing how spirits can get lifted by a win and the prospect of 3/4 new players coming in. Our opponents have won one game in about 9 (v Brechin) and they are onto their managers case. Add the Sheils affair on top and the grassing of these slime balls it all points to us getting a coaking. [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 After this buildup it better be a vile game of football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Grant228 said: After this buildup it better be a vile game of football. We all need to play our part, ya inbred filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I'm going to get extremely drunk on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Highlights to be on LiveLeak rather than YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 We all need to play our part, ya inbred filth. I won't be there, I plan on making the game international by hitting the first OAP I see on the 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I've been doing a Rocky IV training montage in preparation for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I've been doing a Rocky IV training montage in preparation for this Pics or gtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I've been doing a Rocky IV training montage in preparation for this Me too. Literally about to pull my tights on and do some skipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Me too. Literally about to pull my sister's tights on and do some knitting. ftfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 ftfy Wouldn’t “ripping your sister’s tights off” be a better Fifer incest joke? HTH. Feel free to try again.In preparation for this, I’m about to put on my tights and do some skipping. In terms of the game, away win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Bloody Fifers eh? Which Pars poster could this be?... https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2019232/allan-laidlaw-accused-sexual-assault-threatened-rape-dog-women-fife/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 "I'll rape yer dug" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Bloody Fifers eh? Which Pars poster could this be?... https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/2019232/allan-laidlaw-accused-sexual-assault-threatened-rape-dog-women-fife/ Aye he's some boy like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Wouldn’t “ripping your sister’s tights off” be a better Fifer incest joke? HTH. Feel free to try again.In preparation for this, I’m about to put on my tights and do some skipping. In terms of the game, away win. Shandon Pars sisters pants are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Shandon Pars sisters pants are the best Eternally grateful to her for gifting me her underwear in her will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Pics or gtf You'll see when you arrive. Hurry up and arrive. c**t 50 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Me too. Literally about to pull my tights on and do some skipping. There's no nearby mountain so I just ran up the Law and shouted 'DRAGO!'. I would have shouted the name of a Falkirk player but I don't know any of their names as they're all smelly jobbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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