paul-r-cfc Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Can occasionally get as far as five but once I've had that first piss, the games a bogey. It'll be a least one per pint from that point onwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 is the record but I'll be trying to outdo myself now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Depends what I'm drinking. Lager I can usually manage 3/4 and then it's pretty much one in one out. Guinness and I'm 4/5 before the seal is broken then again it's one in one out. Also find it varies depending on the temperature. When I go to the football over here I tend to have a few and find that in the warmer months I can match the figures above but when it's baltic I have to go for a piss in between every visit to the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Ive got a bladder the size of a pea.Couple of pints and then id be aswell taking my pint to the toilet and standing at a urinal when im drinking so much so i normally only have a couple of pints and stick to vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 31 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Ive got a bladder the size of a pea.Couple of pints and then id be aswell taking my pint to the toilet and standing at a urinal when im drinking so much so i normally only have a couple of pints and stick to vodka It's ages since I drank pints of vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's ages since I drank pints of vodka. Tis the season sarge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Tis the season sarge Aye, let others worry about how often or where you pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Pretty much the same as others, 2 or 3 pints then its twice per pint after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I never go for a piss halfway through a pint incase it gets Rohypnoled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Is there a scientific explanation for said seal break.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: Is there a scientific explanation for said seal break.? Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I find the answer to this is very dependant on the situation. 3 pints sitting in a nice warm pub. Then a piss a pint. That drops to 2 pints if Im standing. 2 pints if Im drinking outside in the cold. One mouthful if Im somewhere where Im not allowed to piss, like takeoff on a flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I'm on 5 now, keep you lads updated. My knees are starting to knock together in anticipation.Not sure if I can make six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Made it to 5 1/4. Poor show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Piss was not poor, it was literally a fountain of joy.My guess is, around 65psi. Felt good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, Brother Blades said: Piss was not poor, it was literally a fountain of joy. My guess is, around 65psi. Felt good. Time to go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Not quite yet, I've gone 3/4 pint since last visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I really want a pint now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I really want a pint now. I saved my last pish in a glass mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, Brother Blades said: I saved my last pish in a glass mate. That'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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