tongue_tied_danny Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 When I'm on a beer drinking session I can usually manage three pints before I need a single fish. After that I need one after every mouthful. How many can you drink before you need a pish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 53 Unless it's Guinness then it's 58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Depends on the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: 53 Unless it's Guinness then it's 58 Pish ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 No it's true, Guinness staps you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Guinness is like having a tapa with each pint. You could probably survive on it alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Guinness is like having a tapa with each pint. You could probably survive on it alone. 14 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: No it's true, Guinness staps you up. Probably true Until the following morning when you pish through your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 3 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Can’t say it’s something I actively pay attention to. I do know, however, that I probably go for about 3 pishes for every pint after I go the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 I would say my average is 3 to 4, although on the night of the champions league final I managed 6, don't know if I was super dehydrated before starting. Like pretty much everyone else, once the seal is broken is a piss or more per pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 44 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Probably true Until the following morning when you pish through your arse Did Magee do your plumbing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Depends on your levels of hydration really. Never seen the point of sinking loads of pints on a night out unless you enjoy the feeling bloated as f**k experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 21 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Did Magee do your plumbing? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 40 minutes ago, resk said: Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers. I usually sling them a pound first visit, then nothing thereafter. I'm perfectly capable of turning a tap on and washing / drying my hands on my own - I don't need someone to help me "wash my hands for poonani" Also Juicy Fruit doesn't really go with lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: When I'm on a beer drinking session I can usually manage three pints before I need a single fish. Good lad. A much healthier alternative to the traditional boozy kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 hour ago, resk said: Four. Then every quarter pint thereafter. It gets expensive if there's one of thon African lads in the slashers. Pretty dangerous pub if you get chibbed/robbed everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 This thread needs to be calibrated. The UK pint is 20 fluid ounces, the Yanks for some reason fucked about with the norm and declared that the pint only has 16 fluid ounces. Which is it to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 This thread needs to be calibrated. The UK pint is 20 fluid ounces, the Yanks for some reason fucked about with the norm and declared that the pint only has 16 fluid ounces. Which is it to be? An Australian pint was also 20 fluid ounces but as we’re metric it’s 570 ml except in South Australia where I live and that’s an Imperial Pint and for some obscure historical tax dodging reason a pintnis 425 ml or 15 fluid ounces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Up here the definition of "pint" varies from pub to pub. Some places sell 20 ounce pints, others 16 ounce pints so it's variable. As for the original question, I usually go as long as possible before breaking the seal, usually 3 or 4 pints but once the first pish happens then it's every pint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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