heedthebaa Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: This was because you are ugly. I’d like to enter into an argument with you here but I can’t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Snafu said: Indeed you can't imagine. You obviously believe because you are incapable of this simple task no one else is. Some are better than others at cutting their own hair, many never learn because they are either too lazy or prefer someone else to make the choice for them on how their hair should look. Learn how to cut your own hair properly through practice. And for that year while you're practicing your head is a complete mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: How do you get on shaving the back of your neck? Terribly, my fiance does it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: This is, quite probably, the least dece thread of all time. Thanks Baz xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I've been cutting my own hair for 14 years. I started doing it because I lived on Arran roughly 16 miles from the only barber and didn't drive. Getting a haircut was almost a day out with the lack of regular buses. I made the mistake of doing the first one with a drink in me and made a total arse of it but I had it sussed after that. It only takes about half an hour from start to finish including having a shower afterwards. It's all about convenience for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 £13 for me at my local place. Can have any style, normally a skin fade for me and just chopped short on top, reshape beard, clean shave neck and rest of my face and even tidy up eyebrows with some good chat so can’t complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 12 hours ago, GordonD said: But until you get it right you don't mind looking like a twat? Must admit I was expecting a comment about a centre parting after I posted that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Xmas gift idea.... (and yes my mum did have one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are the folk on hear that self cut talking about something more difficult that a No 1/2/3 all over with a set of clippers? If so, get to the fucking barber/hairdressers. Exactly this. I would cut my own hair if it was that simple, but anything more than the same number all over requires a professional. Unless you're happy looking like a gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lurkst said: Xmas gift idea.... (and yes my mum did have one) Note that in none of the pictures is the person cutting their own hair - somebody else is actually wielding the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Exactly this. I would cut my own hair if it was that simple, but anything more than the same number all over requires a professional. Unless you're happy looking like a gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Going to the hairdresser can be a social occasion. Mine saved me £70 on a pair of gloves the other day. My mum’s hairdresser has recently decided to become a lady. Get all sorts of nuggets of information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Going to the hairdresser can be a social occasion. Mine saved me £70 on a pair of gloves the other day. My mum’s hairdresser has recently decided to become a lady. Get all sorts of nuggets of information. I don't even know where to begin with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I don't even know where to begin with this. I’ll take a crack then... Going to the hairdresser can be a social occasion. Mine saved me £70 on a pair of gloves the other day. My mum’s hairdresser has recently decided to become a lady. Get all sorts of nuggets of information. Any c**t stupid enough to look at gloves that it’s a possibility to save £70 on doesn’t deserve to save money. Over £70 for a pair of gloves? You’re a roaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Just now, NJ2 said: I’ll take a crack then... Any c**t stupid enough to look at gloves that it’s a possibility to save £70 on doesn’t deserve to save money. Over £70 for a pair of gloves? You’re a roaster. That's pretty much where I was trying to get to. Do these gloves give hand jobs or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Maybe he got them off the boy that's decided to become a lady. edit: The Gloves (doobeedo!) not a handjob edit edit: Or both, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 That's pretty much where I was trying to get to. Do these gloves give hand jobs or something? They will when he’s wearing them, needs to get some of his stupidly spent money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mine saved me £70 on a pair of gloves the other day. Did he tell you not to be such a ponce and get them from Primark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Not even worth trying tbh. Take that back! It’s always worth taking a shot at Shandon. He makes it so easy it’d be rude not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 He's probably buying a few pairs of these tbf.https://www.johnlewis.com/vigar-mistletoe-household-gloves/p3270878?sku=237032713&s_kwcid=2dx92700028464726082&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuaaymOWL2AIVl5EbCh033AenEAYYByABEgKDgvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Ah, it was a typo. He meant he’d save £7. Getting a pair from home bargains or something now thanks to the hair dresser. Sorry Shandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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