bennett Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, smpar said: No. I get an actual haircut. Some posh hairdressers, where you pay over the odds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Peter Gabriel didn't have any previous skills and it shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: Does anyone here cut their own hair? I attempted to trim my back and sides earlier in a sort of Britney Spears 2007-esque moment of stupidity to save a trip to the barbers. I am currently wearing a hat on my way to get it fixed. Pictures available on request. Has anyone had a similar self-inflicted hair mishap? 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I've cut my own hair for about 10 years now. It's straightforward and saves money, plus I hate going to the barbers. I hate having to wait but more than anything I hate getting hair down the back of my collar and it itching like f**k, which also ruins the t-shirt I'm wearing as no matter how many times I wash it I can't get rid of one or two annoying itchy hairs. For this reason I cut my hair naked, then give myself a quick brush before jumping in to the shower. Usually it's fine, but if I make a dick of it I can just cut it short, which is why I'm currently sporting an 8" on top and 2" back and sides. I had trimmed the back and sides at the weekend and trimmed the fringe, but cut a bit too much off of one part, so it just looked ludicrous, so off it all came. My forehead feels cold as it's the first time in about a year it's been exposed. It's much quicker to wash now, and I don't have to do anything to it before leaving the house. It grows back quick enough. Have you two no' rights ever thought of moving in together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Snafu said: ^ ^ ^ full skullet and an Iron Maiden t-shirt. lol Just keep what's left of it shaved, tho a barber does the shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, bennett said: Go to the barbers ffs and stop being so cheap. Don't be so harsh. Along the same idea, I can imagine what he might mention next. "I had a bad tooth but didn't want to pay a dentist to pull it out when I could do that myself." I look forward to reading about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Depends who you go to in my experience. I've been going to the same barber since I was a wee boy and know which ones to avoid and which ones actually listen you. Generally I'll try and get the same guy every time as he knows what I want. Hairdressers are usually expensive as f**k and you need an appointment in advance, I'd much rather shave my own head than be arsed with any of that shite. I also find that with every year that passes by I give less of a shite what my hair looks like, taking the simpler approach of "as long as I don't look like a hipster or a bam I'm doing fine", so forking out £8 to the barber suits me fine. How is needing an appointment in advance a hassle If I can't make an appointment somewhere I won't bother. What's a hassle is sitting waiting on a barber for half an hour or more at times when you could just stroll in at the time of your appointment and be seen immediately. I assume people who cut their own hair just clipper it, each to their own but I don't want to look like Forrest Gump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'm a self cutter. It's getting easier by the year luckily enough. A few years back I was giving my self a number 2 all over (no, not that one) when I took the guard off and asked the missus to trim my curly bits and square off the rear end. She duly obliged and then said "I'll just tidy this bit up" and proceeded to take a massive strip off the back of my bonce. Had to do a work tour of India with what was practically a reverse Mohican. Minter doesn't even come close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Anyone who cuts, or even attempts to cut, their own hair is a fucking nut job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: Anyone who cuts, or even attempts to cut, their own hair is a fucking nut job. What are you doing on a thread about hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: What are you doing on a thread about hair? I knew some c**t would come up with an age related comment. Some unoriginal, unfunny c**t. I'm not surprised it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone who cuts, or even attempts to cut, their own hair is a fucking nut job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What are you doing on a thread about hair? Maybe he's an Aquarius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I knew some c**t would come up with an age related comment. Some unoriginal, unfunny c**t. I'm not surprised it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Maybe he's an Aquarius. Not everyone will get that. 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: My apologies Shandon, that was a bit harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I cut my own hair, well I put a bic over it twice a week, few horrendous cuts when I first started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Not everyone will get that. My apologies Shandon, that was a bit harsh. I greatly enjoying getting both barrels from you, never any need to apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I cut my own fringe when I was about 7, straight to the hairdressers with a raging maw.I'm blessed to be part of the bald community so just zero my napper and 3 my beard (grown in response to baldness so as not to look in any way right wingy) weekly.Going to the barbers weekly is an expensive habit. When I moved and parted company with my barber mate who only charged me £8 I started doing it myself. It's about £15 anywhere in Edinburgh, arsehole nearest my flat was £25 cause he lined my beard with an open razor. That was the final straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Not everyone will get that. I did and and wish he hadn’t bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Anyone recommend a hairdresser/barber in Dundee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Ive got a wee set of clippers, but I've never used it for the hair on my head. #manscaping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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