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JustOneCornetto
Leah Bracknell (Captain) - Emmerdale Vet
Fernando Ricksen (Vice Captain) - Former Ranger
Jim Brogan - Former Celt
Lena Martell - Singer
Joe Jackson - Michael's Dad
William Perry - The Fridge
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Kathleen Blanco - Ex Mayor Louisiana
Peter Tobin - Serial Killer
Trevor Peacock - Actor
John Hume - Irish Politician
Dean Francis - Boxer
John Lambie - Pigeon Fancier
Nobby Stiles - Class of '66
Hosni Mubarak - Egytian Politician

Salvo Montalbano
Marieke Vervoort, para-athlete (captain)
Fernando Ricksen, footballer (vice captain)
George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States (3rd captain/vice if one of my others is a non-runner)
HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Stevie Wonder, musician
Archbishop Desmond Tutu, clergyman
F. W. de Klerk, former President of South Africa
Sir Sean Connery, actor
Sir Billy Connolly, comedian and actor
Chris Colfer, actor
Professor Sir Stephen Hawking, Physicist
Nichelle Nichols, actress
Ken Bates, former Chelsea owner
Thelma Barlow, actress
Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner, athlete and reality TV personality

Arabdownunder
1    Leah Bracknell ©    Emmerdale farmer
2    Fernando Ricksen (VC)    Ex-player for ex-club
3    Valerie Harper    Actor
4    Jim McLean    Football manager & bampot
5    Clive James    Professional smartarse
6    Prince Phillip    Casual racist
7    Nobby Stiles    Don't mention 1966
8    Mark E Smith    Fall frontman
9    Johnny Ruffo    Home and Away star
10    Liam Miller    Ex-Brisbane Roar midfielder
11    John McCain    Prisoner of war
12    Than Shwe    Retired Burmese dictator
13    Devin Lima    LFO frontman
14    Linda Nolan    Nolan sister
15    Greg Gilbert    Delays frontman

endieinreeke
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (Captain)
2. David Attenborough (Vice-Captain)
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Steven Hawking
5. Dame Vera Lynn
6. Fernando Ricksen
7. George Bush senior
8. Dick van Dyke
9. Meatloaf
10. Stan Lee
11. Sean Connery
12. Angela Lansbury
13. Michael J Fox
14. Doddie Weir
15. Harrison Ford

Meden89
1) Fernando Ricksen (captain)
2) Leah Bracknell (Vice)
3) Kirk Douglas
4) Prince Phillip
5) Nobby Stiles
6) George Bush Snr
7) Billy Connolly
8) Rolf Harris
9) Pele
10) Peter Alliss
11) Kenny Rogers
12) Ian Holm

Spain
Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian
Leah Bracknell - Actress (Emmerdale)
Colin Butts - Writer/Producer
Steve Gleason - Former NFL Player
Scott Matzka - Former Ice Hockey Player - Cardiff
Stephen Hillenberg - Spongebob Creator
Fernando Ricksen - Retired Footballer
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi - Leader of ISIS
Jerry Maren - Last Surviving "Munchkin"
Sultan Kösen - World's tallest man
Linda Nolan - Singer/Actress
Stefan Karl Stefansson - Actor (Robbie Rotten)
Beth Chapman - Bounty Hunters "Star"
Liu Xiaobo - Nobel Laureate
Tessa Jowell - Politician

Bluetoon87
Liam Miller, ex Celtic player. Captain
Meatloaf, singer. Vice captain
Fernando Ricksen
Paul Gascoigne
Prince Phillip
Joni Mitchell
Michael Barrymore
Jim Bowen
Jimmy Greaves
Stevie Nicks
Paul O'Grady
Freddie Starr
Peter Sutcliffe
George Bush senior
Helena Bonham Carter

Enigma
Sean Connery - James Bond
Terry Jones - Monty Python
Michael Schumacher - Ferrari
George H. W. Bush - Dirty old man
Fernando Ricksen - Football
Billy Connolly - Big Yin
Nicolas Maduro - El Presidente
Akebono - Sumo
Konishiki - Sumo
Bobby George - Darts
Tessa Jowell - Politician
John McCain - Oven Chips
Martin Peters - Football
Nobby Styles - Football
Ronnie Wood - Rolling Stone

microdave
Fernando Ricksen Footballer (Capt)
Pope Benedict Former Pope (vice captain)
George HW Bush Former US President
Jim McLean Football manager
Prince Phillip Royal
Kirk Douglas Actor
Paul Gascoigne Footballer
Jack Charlton  Footballer
O.J. Simpson American Footballer etc
Kanye West Rapper
Clive James Journalist
Keith Richards Rolling Stone
Vera Lynn Forces sweetheart
Donald Trump U.S. President
Michael Schumacher F1 Driver 

wellinwigan
1.Billy McNeil  (ex celt manager) cpt
2.Brian Blessed (actor) vc
3.Prince Phillip (lizzys hubby)
4.Judy Finnigan (chatshow hag)
5.Michael Douglas (actor)
6.Richard Dreyfuss (jaws actor)
7.Burt Reynolds (actor)
8.Terry Venebles (el tel)
9. Frank Bruno (boxer)
10.Mick Hucknell (ginger twat)
11.Harry Enfield (unfunny  tv comedian)
12.Esther Rantzen (big toothed tv person)
13.Tim Henman (shite ex tennis player)
14.Andrew Lloyd Webber (freak faced composer )
15.Cher (plastic singer)

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Alexanda kotey. Isis Beatles. capt
El shafee elsheikh. Isis Beatles. Vc
Paul gascoigne. Drunk
Richard o Sullivan. Man aboot hoose
Fernando Ricksen. Arsehole
John McCain. Senator
Dick Cheney. War criminal
David soul. Hutch
Yahya sinwar. Hamas leader in gaza
Kim Jong un. Naughty boy
Ri myong su. General of n Korean army
Chloe ryong hae. N Korea politician
Chevy chase. 80s funny guy
Bill Clinton. Cigar smoker
Theresa may. Please if there is a god

The Naitch
Marieke Vervoort - paralympian (10/5/79) *CAPTAIN*
Patrick Cryne - Barnsley owner (age 66) *VICE CAPTAIN*
Leah Bracknell - actress (12/7/64)
Fernando Ricksen - footballer (27/7/76) 
Dame Vera Lynn - singer (20/3/17)
Billy Graham - evangelist (7/11/18)
Gudrun Ure - Supergran (12/3/26)
George Bush Snr - former US President (12/6/24)
Clive James - broadcaster (7/10/39)
Prince Philip - that Greek guy (10/6/21)
Estelle Harris - actress (4/4/28)
Jimmy Carter - former US President (1/10/24)
Lex Gold - former SPL chief (14/12/40)
Jill Gascoine - actress (11/4/37)
Barbara Bush - former First Lady (8/6/25)

Indale Winton
Capt – Marieke Vervoort - (Belgian Paralympian, Won gold in Rio Games)
VC – Devin Lima - Member of american pop band LFO
Leah Bracknell - Emmerdale actress
Olivia Newton John - ‘Grease’ actress
Sir Jimmy Greaves - Ex Spurs Footballer
Fernando Ricksen - Dutch Footballer
Tessa Jowell - Ex Labour Politician/MP
John McCain - US Senator/Politician
Patrick Clyne - ex Barnsley FC owner
Valerie Harper - US Actress, star of tv comedy ‘Rhoda’
George HW Bush (Snr) - Ex American President
Nobby Stiles - Ex England Footballer
Gay Byrne - Irish Talk Show Host
Jill Gascoigne - British TV Actress, star of The Gentle Touch
Matt Cappotelli - US Wrestler

Sweaty Morph
Glynis Johns - Actress CAPT
Ken Dodd VICE CAPT
Leah Bracknell - Actress
Doug Ellis - Ex Villa Chairman
Queen Elizabeth II - Monarch
Geoffrey Palmer - Actor
Jimmy Carter - Former US president
Marieke Vervoort - Athlete
Dick van Dyke - Cockney chimney sweep
Doris Day - Singer/Actress
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Vera Lynn - Forces sweetheart
Windsor Davies - Actor
Bernard Cribbins - Actor
Angela Lansbury - Actress

Helpma
1 kirk douglas  American actor 
2 vera lynn Typical British Dame
3 i. m pei  Chinese-American Architect
4 robert mugabe Freedom fighter, benevolent dictator and all-round Zimbabwean nice-guy (probably)
5 george hw bush #41 in the all-time list of Americcan presidents
6 john mccain #1 in the all-time list of brain-cancer-suffering ex-PoW Arizona Senators
7 june whitfield Carry-on actress did a bit of telly as well
8 pope benedict xvi  16th pope to be named Benedict .... probably, I didnt count
9 david attenborough TV presenter and gorilla-botherer
10 mel brooks Director of films
11 Lord Carrington Thatchers Foreign Secretary until that whole unpleasantness with the Argentines
12 javier perez de cuellar Former UN Secretary-General
13 Joe Thompson, Rochdale MF
14 Jimmy Greaves, English footballer, never played in a World Cup Final
15 billy graham God-botherer of the highest order .  Well, maybe second to the pope.

Ned Nederlander
1 Marieke Vervoort C
2 Salvador Sobral - Nul Points V (Res Cap.)
3 Patrick Cryne - Tyked (Res Vice)
4 Steffan Lewis - Stiffan Lewis
5 Devin Lima - Lyte Funkie One
6 Leah Bracknell - Of course
7 Ami Brown - Alaskan Bushed Person
8 Delroy Anglin - Can't Pay
9 Rayya Elias - Musician & author
10 Linda Nolan - Not In The Mood For Dancing
11 Catherine Nevin - Black Widow
12 Mike Willesee - Will Willesee See 2019 ?
13 Jill Gascoine - Actress
14 John McCain - Had His Chips
15 Francisco Núñez Olivera - Senior Señor

chomp my root
1. Captain -  Marieke Vervoort – Hell on wheels, only a trip to Switzerland away from  release.
2. VC - Ami Brown - Big in the bush or was until the chemo, Alaskan outdoorsy burd.
3. Christy Dignam - chased more dragons than Daenarys.
4. Satoru Anzaki - Komatsu big cheese with the big C. Ain't no party like a Anzaki party.
5. Charlotte Rae - The facts of life are its not for you hen.
6. Fernando Ricksen - Joining his old club in the ranks of the undead.
7. Linda Nolan - Benefit cheat, In the mood for dying.
8. Dean Francis - more in the box than the ring these days.
9. Devin Lima - LFO frontman soon to be RIP.
10. Queen Dowager Sirikit of Thailand - a Siamese who's found of a stroke.
11. Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Rotten from the inside out.
12. Leah Bracknell - Definitely time she 'bought the farm'.
13. Bernard Tapie - No Marsellaise at this boys funeral.
14. Greg Gilbert –  The Delays front man, taking the Stairway to Heaven.
15. Kathleen Blanco - Yank politician and not a fan of Katrina and the waves

pawpar
1.Prunella Scales – Actress (22/06/32) Captain
2.Leah Bracknell – Actress (12/07/64) Vice Captain
3.Meat Loaf – Singer (27/09/47)
4.Valerie Harper – Actress (22/08/39)
5.John Newman – Singer (16/06/90)
6.Gina Miller – Anti Brexit campaigner (19/04/65)
7.Val Kilmer – Actor (31/12/59)
8.Joni Mitchell – Singer (07/11/43)
9.Nigel Farage – UKIP MEP (03/04/64)
10.Michael Heseltine – Tory lord (21/03/33)
11.Anna Soubry – MP (07/12/56)
12.Kenneth Clarke – MP (02/07/40)
13.Dominic Grieve – MP (24/05/61)
14.Nicky Morgan – MP (01/10/72)
15.Heidi Allen – MP – (18/01/75)

aberfeldy
Billy McNeil - Celtic Hero (Capt)
Shane MacGowan - Pogue (Vice Capt)
William Shatner - Star Trek Actor
George HW Bush - Former US President
George Foreman - Ex Heavyweight Boxer
Robert Plant - Led Zeppelin Vocalist
Richard Wilson - Victor Meldrew Actor
William Stobart - CEO Eddie Stobart Ltd
John Williams - Star Wars Composer
Chris Brookmyre - Scottish Author
Barbara Bach - Ringo Starr Ex Wife
Cathy MacGowan - Ready Steady Go Host
Francesca Annis - Actress
Helen Mirren - Prime Suspect
Trevor Eve - Shoestring Actor

HI HAT
Freddie Starr
June Whitfield
Ken Dodd
Jimmy Tarbuck
Kirk Douglas
Des O`Connor
Rolf Harris
Tina Turner
Doris Day
Angela Lansbury
Cloris Leachman
Michael Heseltine
Norman Tebbit
Douglas Hurd
Dick Van Dyke

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Jim Lovell (Apollo 8/13 astronaut; Captain)
Duke of Edinburgh (Vice-captain)
The Queen
Kim Jong-Un
Donald Trump 
Des Lynam
Vera Lynn
Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11 astronaut)
Paul Gascoigne
Lord (Peter) Carrington
Frank Williams (the actor - there seems to be loads on Wikipedia)
Jim McLean
John Major
George H.W. Bush
Dennis Skinner

JamieStevenson
1. Fernando Ricksen = Captain (Footballer, 41)
2. Thomas "Dynamite Kid" Billington = Vice Captain (Wrestler, 59)
3. Greg Gilbert (Singer, 40)
4. Leah Bracknell (Actress, 53)
5. Val Kilmer (Actor, 57)
6. Michael Schumacher (F1 Racer, 48)
7. Nobby Stiles (Footballer, 75)
8. Billy McNeill (Footballer, 77)
9. Martin Peters (Footballer, 74)
10. Harley Race (Wrestler, 74)
11. Olivia Newton-John (Singer/Actress, 69)
12. Doddie Weir (Rugby, 47)
13. Yusuke Yamaguchi (Wrestling Manager, 59)
14. Mike Adamle (American Footballer/Broadcaster, 68)
15. Phil Spector (Record Producer/Murderer, 78)

mozam76
1. Fernando Ricksen C
2. Marieke Vervoort VC
3. Patrick Cryne (Barnsley football club owner)
4. Vivian Campbell (guitarist with Whitesnake, Def Leppard and others)
5. Harry Gregg (Ex Manchester United goalie and Munich survivor)
6. Shannon Doherty (actress from Beverley Hills)
7. Billy Connolly
8. Leah Bracknell (ex Emmerdale actress)
9. Paul Gascoigne
10. Michael J Fox
11. Meatloaf
12. Liam Miller (ex Celtic and Ireland midfielder)
13. Stephen Hawking
14. Linda Nolan (ex Nolan)
15. Nobby Stiles

sureiknow
Roger Whittaker ( singer ) Captain
David Prowse  ( actor ) vice captain
Harry Belafonte.  ( singer )
Sidney Poitier  ( actor )
Billy Graham  ( preacher  )
Virginia Mc Kenna  ( actor )
Bernard Cribbins  ( actor )
Doris Day ( actor )
Frank Windsor  ( actor )
Mel Brookes  ( Director )
Bernard  Hepton ( actor )
Robert  Ito  ( actor )
Val  Bisoglio  ( actor )
Shelia  Mercier  ( actor )
Jimmy Carter  ( ex pres )

Cardinal Richelieu
Billy Connolly (captain)
Mark Ruffalo (vice captain)
Duke of Edinburgh
Bret "the Hitman" Hart
 Hulk Hogan
Jake the Snake Roberts
Marieke Vervoort
Michael J Fox
Charlie Sheen
Dame Vera Lynn
Paul Gascoigne
Stephen Hawking
Shannen Doherty
Mary Wilson, Baroness Wilson of Rievaulx (Harold Wilson's wife)
Clarissa Eden, Dowager Countess of Avon (Anthony Eden's wife)

Miguel Sanchez
Cormac McCarthy (20/7/33) (Captain)
Toni Morrison (18/2/31) (Vice-captain)
Don DeLillo (20/11/36)
Philip Roth (19/3/33
Alice Munro (10/7/31)
Thomas Pynchon (8/5/37)
V.S. Naipaul (17/8/32)
James Kelman (9/6/46)
Alasdair Gray (28/12/34)
Margaret Atwood (18/11/39)
A.S. Byatt (24/8/36)
Ray Reardon (8/10/32)
Marieke Vervoort (10/5/79)
Kirk Douglas (9/12/16)
Paul Gascoigne (27/5/67)

trainspotter
Jimmy Greaves (c)
John McCririck (vc)
Leonard Fenton (aka Dr Legg)
Andre Previn (wrong notes, right order)
Bob Newhart (aka Professor Proton)
Jimmy Carter
Robert Mugabe
Bill Wyman
Windsor Davies
Murray Walker
Yoko Ono
Harold "Dickie" Bird
Bill Cosby
Randy Meisner
Rolf Harris

qos_75
1 – Christy Dignam – Irish Musician 
2- Jo Dee Messina – Country Singer
3- Clive James, Australian TV Presenter and writer.
4 -  Dick van Dyke – American Actor
5- Bill Maynard - Actor
6 – David Lima  Singer with LFO
7- Nobby Stiles – Ex-Man Utd and England footballer. 
8- Jimmy Greaves – Ex Tottenham and England footballer (Vice)
9-  Ian St John – Ex Liverpool and Scotland footballer
10- Billy McNeil – Ex Celtic and Scotland footballer
11- Olivia de Havilland, Actress
12- Fernando Ricksen – Ex Dutch footballer (Captain)
13- Johnny Ball - Former TV presenter and father of Zoe Ball.
14- Denis Norden: TV presenter
15- David Prowe – Actor (Darth Vader, Star wars)

Shotgun
Peter Sutcliffe: Lorry driver and doer of God's work - Captain
Billy Graham: Con-Artist and bigot - Vice Captain
Andrew Fairlie: Cook and recipient of two stars from a tyre company
Cher: Singer and cautionary tale of the perils of plastic surgery
George HW Bush: Single-handed destroyer of the Berlin wall.
Jerry Maren: Small person who scored an acting gig once.
Jill Gascoine: Actress and object of lust in the 1970's
Nobby Stiles: Gap-toothed fitba player
Phil Mountbatten-Windsor: Famous husband
Pope Benedict XVI: Infallible representative of God on Earth who was allowed to resign in exchange for immunity from prosecution (allegedly)
Betty Windsor: Welfare hoor and one time ruler of Sierra Leone
Stephen Hawking: Wheelchair user and general smarty-pants
Terry Jones: Monty Python member only marginally more popular than the American one
Valerie Harper: Has-been actress
Yoko Ono: Talentless artiste and all-round horrible person

paulathame
Douglas Hurd --cap  
Peter Carington  ( second )
Roy Hattersley
Prince Phillip
Jimmy Carter  
Bush senior
Henry Kissinger
Buzz Aldrin
John McCain
Martin Cooper, the "father of the cell-phone"
Jean-Marie Le Pen
Clive James  =  Vivian Leopold
The Queen
Mikhal Gorbachev
Robert Mugabe

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Prince Phil (C)
The Queen (VC)
Doris Day
Bob Mugabe
Donald Trump
Kim Jong Un
David Attenborough
Kirk Douglas
Gazza
Vera Lynn
Charlie Sheen
Barbara Knox (Rita ,Corrie)
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner
Fernando Ricksen
Michael J Fox

Sherrif John Bunnell
Liam Miller  (C)
Matt Cappotelli (VC)
Fernando Ricksen
Doddie Weir
John Bain (AKA Total Biscuit)
Bernie Madoff
Prince Phillip
Leah Bracknell
Ric Flair
Billy Graham (Wrestler)
Michael Schumacher
Clive James
Jacques Chirac
Bashar Al Assad
Robert Mugabe

alta-pete
Marieke Vervoort (38) Paralympian CAPTAIN
Matt Cappotelli (38) WWE Wrestler VICE CAPTAIN
Mo Moreland (unknown) The Mighty Atom, Dancer
Grace Mugabe (56) Former First Lady of Zimbabwe
Leah Bracknell (53) Actress
Pete Doherty (38) Singer, back on the skag
Freddie Starr (74) Singer
Jan-Michael Vincent (73) Airwolf actor
John McCain (81) US Senator
Clive James (78) Australian writer
Richard O’Sullivan (73) 70s Sitcom actor
Fernando Ricksen (41) former footballer
Liam Miller (36) former footballer
Jill Gascoine (80) Gentle Touch actress
Desmond Tutu (86) former Archbishop

lichtgilphead
Leah Bracknell 12/07/1964 Emmerdale Actress (Captain)
Eduardo Berizzo 13/11/1969 Recently sacked Sevilla FC Manager (Vice Captain)
Valerie Harper 22/8/1939 Rhoda/Mary Tyler Moore Show
Genesis P-Orridge 22/02/1950 Throbbing Gristle co-founder
Billy Graham 7/11/1918 God botherer
Marieke Vervoort 10/05/1979 Paralympian potential suicide
George Bush (Senior) 12/6/1924 Soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA
Mikhail Gorbachov 2/3/1931 Commie
Michael J Fox 9/6/1961 Back to No Future
John McCain 29/08/1936 senator & Republican US President Candidate 2008
Jo Dee Messina 25/08/1970 US C&W musician
Olivia Newton-John 26/09/1948 Singer. Not actually Australian
Phil Spector 26/12/1939 Musical murderer (put choir on The Long & Winding Road) 
Nobby Stiles 18/05/1942 Unlikeable footballer
Connie Sawyer 27/11/1912 Aged US actress

50/50 Winner
Ken Nordine (Captain)
Rupert Neve (Vice Captain)
Prince Philip
Rolf Harris
Jim Bowen
Tommy Chong
Aretha Franklin
Robert Fyfe
Brian Murphy
Vera Lynn
Bill Cosby
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Pierre Cardin
Denis Norden

thistledo
Leah Bracknell - Actress woman
Linda Nolan - singer woman
Jill Gascogne - actress woman
Fernando Ricksen - footballer guy
Ric Flair - Wrestler guy
Valerie Harper - actress woman
Leon White (Big Van Vader) - Wrestler guy
Gay Byrne - broadcaster guy
Shane Macgowan - drunk guy‬
Prince Philip - Old racist
Harry Belafonte - singer guy
Bob Barker - TV show host guy
Bob Dole - politics guy
Jacques Chirac - politics guy
George H W Bush - Former president guy

Ziggy
Alberto Fujimori (ex president Peru (captain)
Nobby Stiles (vice captain)
Ronnie Wood (Rolling Stone)
Prince Philip (parasite)
Fernando Ricksen (footballer
Lennart Johansson (former pres of UEFA)
Tim Curry (Actor)
Peter Tobin (bad guy)
Shannon Doherty (actress)
Gordon Banks (goalie)
Bobby Williamson (ex Killie manager)
Robert Mugabe (Troublemaker)
Freddy Jones (emmerdale actor)
Alan Brazil (scarlet faced ex footballer)
Ian St John (ex footballer)

choirbairn
Leah Bracknell (captain), actress, 12/7/1964
Des O'Connor (vice-captain), entertainer, 12/1/1932
Bobby Charlton, football, 11/10/1937
Doug Ellis, former Aston Villa owner, 3/1/1924
Olivia De Haviland, actress, 1/17/1916
Glynis Johns, actress, 5/10/1923
Murray Walker, motormouth, 10/10/23
Nicholas Parsons, TV and radio host, 10/10/23
Burt Bacharach, songwriter, 12/5/1928
Irene Papas, actress, 3/9/1926
Ian St John, football, 7/6/1938
Dame Vera Lynn, singer, 20/3/1917
Kirk Douglas, actor, 9/12/1916
Lennart Johansson, football, 5/11/1929
Cesar Menotti, football, 5/11/38

nessies long lost ghost
Fernando Rickson - Football - Vice Captain
Billy Connolly - Comedian
George Bush Senior – Former US President
Michael Hesiltine - Former Tory MP
Armin Mueller-Stahl
David Jason - Comedian
Robert Mugabe - Zimbabwe President
Kenny Richey - Former Death Row Inmate
Hosni Mubarak - Former Egypt President
Clive James - Author
Billy Graham - Buckled Religious c**t
Howard Becker - Sociologist
Jurgen Habermas – Sociologist
Doddie Weir - Rugby

Weesiecodal
Marieke Vervoort - Belgian athlete (38) captain
Fernando Ricksen - Ibrox tearjerker (41) Vice captain
Stefan Karl Stefannson - Icelandic actor (42)
Leah Bracknell - Actress (53)
Nobby Stiles - footballer (75)
Donald Trump - POTUS (we live in hope) (70)
Phil Spector - general sleaze (78)
Ozzy Osbourne - partial to a bats head (69)
Prunella Scales - Sybil Fawlty (84)
Rob Kardashian - a weirdo in a family of weirdos (30)
Jimmy Greaves - St’s pal - (77)
Billy McNeill - fitba (77)
Steve Gleason - American fitba (40)
Christy Dignam  - Irish singer (57)
Jill Gascoine - Actress (80)
 

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Bishop Briggs
Fernando Ricksen (captain)
Leah Bracknell (vice-captain)
Gay Byrne
Patrick Cryne
Gabriele Grunewald
Valerie Harper
Clive James
Olivia Newton-John
Baroness Tessa Jowell
John Lambie
Devin Lima
Senator John McCain
Linda Nolan
Chris Rea
Nobby Stiles

Once A Rover always a Rover
Joseph Jackson - Michael's old man
Daniel Arap Moi  - Former Kenya President
Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian
Phil the Greek - Royal idiot
Betty White - Actress
Benedict XVI - Retired Pope
George Bush Snr - ex President
Henry Kissinger - Yank politician
Olivia De Haviland - ancient actress (captain)
Jill Gascoine - actress
Leah Bracknell - actress (vice captain)
Tessa Jowell - Politician
Olivia Newton John - Actress/singer
Billy McNeill - Lion of Lisbon
Sheila Mercier - Actress

weirdcal
Gazza (footballer)
Clive James (tv, predicted own death)
Fernándo ricksen (firework enthusiast)
Hosni murbarek (Egyptian bloke)
Peter Sutcliffe (nice guy)
Queen Elizabeth ii
Stan lee
Ozzy Osborne
Leah Bracknell captain
David cassidy
Oj Simpson
Liam miller
Val Kilmer
Bill Cosby
Olivia Newton john

sleazy
Fernando Ricksen (capt)
Jimmy Carter (vice-capt)
Alexey Leonov (cosmonaut, did first space walk)
Frank Borman (astronaut)
James Lovell     "
John Young       "
Buzz Aldrin      "
Michael Collins  "
Alan Bean        "
David Scott      "
Shelley Duvall (Actor)
Val Kilmer        "
Leah Bracknell    "
Shannon Doherty   "
Selena Gomez (Actor/singer)

gingette
1 Captain: Fernando Ricksen
2 Vice Captain: Ozzy Osborne
3 Kirk Douglas
4 JImmy Carter (form US president)
5 Prince Phillip
6 Clive James
7 David Steele
8 Donald Trump
9 Doris Day
10 Bernard Madoff (financial Crook)
11 Oscar Pistorius
12 Paul Gascoigne
13 David Owen - former lib dem chap
14 Bob Newhart (actor)
15 George H W Bush (the first one)

cal234ey
Stefan Karl Stefansson - Actor (Captain)
John Bain - YouTuber (Vice Captain)
Leah Bracknell - Actor
Valerie Harper - Actor
Chris Rea - Singer
Morrissey - Singer
Linda Ronstadt - Singer
Steve Gleason - NFL player
Fernando Ricksen - Footballer
Clive James - Author etc
Marieke Vervoort - Paralympian
Bill Kenwright - Everton Chairman
Vivian Campbell - Guitarist
OJ Brigance - Former NFL player
Doddie Weir - Former rugby player

Oddy
Joe Fagin (That's Dying alright)
Gene Kranz (Ed Harris in Apollo 13)
charles Duke (Pal of Kranz)
Tony Green (Capital D)
John Sillet (Coventry City Manager)
Dickie Bird (Howzat)
Jerry Van Dyke (Not a Dutch Contemporary)
Jim Norton (HE KICKED ME UP THE ARSE!)
Chris Rea (Boro Icecream man)
George Curtis (Coventry 'living legend')
Jeff Whitefoot (Last remaining Forest FA cup winner) CAPTAIN
Karim Abdul Jabbar (Over, Unger)
Bernie Clifton (it was never a real Ostrich)
Richard O'Sulliven (Robin's dead)
Trevor Francis (European cup winner better know for Only fools and horses Track suits)

blackislekillie
Leah Bracknell © (actress)
Rolf Harris ((VC)(predator)
Prince Philip (of Greece)
George HW Bush (US ex president)
Des O'Connor (Singer)
Ian Huntley (Child murderer)
Jack Charlton (World cup winner)
June Brown (Actress)
Gary Player (golfer)
Henry Blofeld (writer and cricket commentator)
Robert Mugabe ( dictator)
Kirk Douglas (actor)
Michael Douglas (actor)
Keith Richard (musician)
John le Carre (writer)

harry94
Paul Gascoigne (50) – c
Jimmy Greaves (77) - vc
Prince Philip (96)
George H. W. Bush (93)
Barbara Bush (92)
Jimmy Carter (93)
Dick Van Dyke (92)
John McCain (81)
Ian St John (78)
Doris Dey (95)
Tommy Chong (79)
Michael Douglas (73)
Kyle Falconer (30)
Morrissey (57)
Gary O'Connor (34)

Gypsy Joe Swanton
Marieke Vervoort (38) captain - wheelchair user.
Jessica Falkholt (28) vice captain - won't be going Home just Away.....the crow road.
Leah Bracknell (53) - buying the Farm
Mark E Smith (60) - wheelchair user about to Fall.
Fernando Ricksen (41) - firework enthusiast
Johnny Hubbard (87) - moved from South Africa as it wasn't bigoted or Orange enough for him.
Kathleen Blanco (75) - big cheese during Katrina and the big Waves.
Greg Gilbert (39) - no Delays in him meeting the Reaper.
Albert Dryden (76) - shot a man live on TV.....just to watch him die.
Patrick Cryne (62) - former owner of Barnsley FC
Reverend Brendan Bradshaw (?) - author and its all academic.
Robin Herd (78) - designer of first McLaren F1 ™ car.
Alberto Fujimori (79) - ex El Presidenté released on compassionate grounds.
Susan Gubar (73) - author, about to be Fubar.
Artie Lange (50) - comedian, mother planning funeral as his diet consists solely of a coke/heroin mix.

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RR #1
Megan Markel (prince harrys bint) captain
Donald Trump vice captain
Billy Mcneil
Prince Philip
Olivia newton john
Joe Bugner
Billy Connelly 
Bill Cosby 
Robert Mugabe 
Bashar al-asad (the Syria leader)
Rolf Harris
Fredo Santana 
Chief Keef
Young Dolph 
Gucci Mane

Michael W
1. Simon Ricketts (Captain)
2. Fernando Ricksen (VC)
3.  Doddie Weir
4. Brian Reader
5. John McCain
6. Paul Gascoigne
7. Leah Bracknell
8. Abu bakr al-baghdadi
9. Ian Hamilton QC
10. Lee Kun-Hee
11. Liam Miller
12. Bill Kenwright
13. Clive James
14. Robert Mugabe
15. Valerie Harper

RadgerTheBadger
Fernando Ricksen - Rangers CAPTAIN
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Angela Lansbury - Murder She Wrote
Billy Connelly - Actor/Comedian
Eileen Derbyshire - Corrie
Keith Richards - Musician
Aretha Franklin - Musician
Bobby Charlton - England 66
Dennis Law - Footballer
Dennis Skinner - Politician
Duke of Edinburgh - Benefit Scrounger
Leonard Fenton - Eastenders (Dr Legg)
Jacquie Stallone - Sly's Maw
Peter Sissons - Newsreader
David Jason - Actor

itsnome
Jim McLean ex Dundee United Manager 
Ivan Golac ex Dundee United Manager 
Paul Sturrock ex Dundee United Manager 
Tommy McLean ex Dundee United Manager 
Alex Smith ex Dundee United Manager 
Paul Hegarty ex Dundee United Manager 
Billy Kirkwood ex Dundee United Manager 
Craig Brewster ex Dundee United Manager 
Ray McKinnon ex Dundee United Manager 
Peter Houston ex Dundee United Manager 
Gordon Wallace ex Dundee United Manager for 2 games
Ian McCall ex Dundee United Manager 
Csaba Laszlo current Dundee United Manager 
Terry Butcher  should have been Dundee United Manager 
Willie McLean brother of ex Dundee United Managers

blanco
1 Tommy Chong
2 Gazza
3 Lester piggott 
4 Clive james
5 prince philip
6 Kirk douglas
7 Michael Douglas 
8 jacques chirac
9 jimmy carter
10 Craig brown
11 Edward furlong
12 Lindsay lohan
13 David Lima 
14 Shannon doherty
15 fernando ricksen captain

cdisaccie
CAPTAIN - Leah Bracknell, 53, 12/07/64 - Tate ready for her fate.
VICE CAPTAIN - Marieke Vervoort, 38, 10/05/79 - Dutch paralympian headed for a Swiss holiday.
Burt Reynolds, 81, 11/02/36 - That stick won't hold him up for much longer.
HRH Prince Philip, 96, 10/6/21 - Legend
Kirk Douglas, 101, 9/12/16 - He's staying in the team til he snuffs it.
Fernando Ricksen, 41, 27/7/76 - ^^^see Kirk above.
Donald Trump, 71, 14/06/46 - US President!!! (half of Americans still can't believe it either)
Meatloaf, 70, 27/09/47 - Bat into hell.
Liam Miller, 36, 13/02/81 - Red carded.
Ric Flair, 68, 25/02/49 - WOOOOOO!!!!!
George Bush Snr, 93, 12/06/24 - Dubya's dad, wheelchair bound + Parkinson's ridden.
Valerie Harper, 78, 22/08/39 - Off to join her pal Mary Tyler Moore
Morrissey, 58, 22/05/59 - Dour b*****d, shite singer.
Stefan Karl Stefansson, 42, 10/07/75 - Dead Town
Devin Lima, 40, 18/03/77 - LFO to RIP

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30 minutes ago, Spain said:

That's all she wrote, I'll be back with the stats & solo shots etc. later on. Enjoy!

Bit of controversy on the 2017 thread by the way.  Potential for more fatalities.

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1 hour ago, amnarab said:

Spain I don't see my name there

I think I've somehow missed a couple in my haste, I'll look back later tonight when I get a chance.

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Someone should tell weirdcal that David Cassidy snuffed it in November.

Bawwwwws he was on a short list and not removed.

I mean must have looked at wrong person for signs of life...
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