Stellaboz Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Open it. Try it. Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Hard to believe but many clients etc have sent me booze in recent days. Although gratefully received it had mostly been gifted on to others. A bottle of Polish Cherry liqueur that arrived earlier has me questioning my life choices. Stay dry or back on the booze. Tough choice. Had you not mentioned your abstinence to them? I find that hard to believe. The smell of dog means they'll know about that, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Hard to believe but many clients etc have sent me booze in recent days. Although gratefully received it had mostly been gifted on to others. A bottle of Polish Cherry liqueur that arrived earlier has me questioning my life choices. Stay dry or back on the booze. Tough choice. Use it to garnish some chocolate cake, it's not really drinking if you're eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Had you not mentioned your abstinence to them? I find that hard to believe. The smell of dog means they'll know about that, My dog has just been to the doggy beautician thank you very much (she got a bottle of booze off me too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Use it to garnish some chocolate cake, it's not really drinking if you're eating. The lady who gave me that stuff also gave me these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The lady who gave me that stuff also gave me these: Plum in chocolate? does it need a hose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My dog has just been to the doggy beautician thank you very much (she got a bottle of booze off me too). The dog or the beautician? Drink the brandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get. Back. On. The. Drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looks like he's minesweeping. I had to Google that. So naïve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get. Back. On. The. Drink. Done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Done Is that the cup that Walter Donovan drank from in The Last Crusade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Trying to quit smoking and for me that means also staying off the bevvy. It's particularly hard this time of year but the V.P of operations has just handed me a 12 yr old Glenlivet Nadurra single malt. FFS! I'll probably end up re-gifting it. What a waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Equalizer said: Trying to quit smoking and for me that means also staying off the bevvy. It's particularly hard this time of year but the V.P of operations has just handed me a 12 yr old Glenlivet Nadurra single malt. FFS! I'll probably end up re-gifting it. What a waste. not wanting to be labelled a salesman or charlatan, the Easyway to stop smoking is worth checking. It made me drink more as I wanted to show off how drunk I could get without needing a cig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: not wanting to be labelled a salesman or charlatan, the Easyway to stop smoking is worth checking. It made me drink more as I wanted to show off how drunk I could get without needing a cig. Already on my Amazon wish list fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Equalizer said: Already on my Amazon wish list fella! Tip of the day... sign up for a free trial with Audible then choose it as your first order audio book and remember to cancel at 30days and it’s all free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Looks like he's minesweeping. Filthy Dee. He probably is. Still thinks he can pontificate. Cuntbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Tip of the day... sign up for a free trial with Audible then choose it as your first order audio book and remember to cancel at 30days and it’s all free. 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Then when he forgets to cancel after 30 days he gets so enraged he takes up the tabs again. I already used up my free trial on Audible for the blade artist, it was a horrible experience. I patched it after 6 chapters and got the paperback from the library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 not wanting to be labelled a salesman or charlatan, the Easyway to stop smoking is worth checking. It made me drink more as I wanted to show off how drunk I could get without needing a cig. That's how I stopped drinking, using the easyway. After 35 years of being a complete jakeball, suffering liver problems, gout etc I've not had a drink for 5 months, never felt better and off all the medication I was taking for my various ailments. My liver count is also back to normal, plus I've lost a good bit of weight.Only down side is I'm now a boring auld c**t but I was probably that with drink anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 I'm glad I only have an occasional drink, I've had enough excitement to last me a few lifetimes. I'll not need to worry about turning into an old pish stained alky mess and what that would entail for my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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