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I'm tempted to start a Rangers Media thread where we can post the most entertaining posts.

Topic - Fight the sfa

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/topic/315923-fight-the-sfa/

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we should always fight. we should have always fought. Without us there is no viable Scottish football.

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Fight? No time to destroy the b*****ds, withdraw from the Scottish cup next season for starters.  Get Stevie G on the blower and tell him to concentrate on the job, players he wants, Europe and the league.   Tell them to ram their cup up their arse .

Then the board want to ask clubs are they for or against this motion , those for us being punished refuse any ticket allocation and state if they sell to Rangers fans for any game involving us  then they are legally responsible for those fans attending and not Rangers football club.

When is the new tv deal due?  Refuse to sign it and refuse our games to be shown live at Ibrox , stop the blue pound now fellow bears , spend it on our new strips, season books, sellout Europa league qualifiers all 3 of them hopefully and hopefully make the group stages, and if you have any spare cash left after that for football then treat yourself to hospitality at Ibrox.

People say we can't do this or that? The club are weak ? Etc etc , its bloody simple spend your money on Rangers and don't give any of our haters a single penny.  

Then we will see who standing at the end of it all as charity begins at home.   

 

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I'm tempted to start a Rangers Media thread where we can post the most entertaining posts.
Topic - Fight the sfa
http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/topic/315923-fight-the-sfa/
we should always fight. we should have always fought. Without us there is no viable Scottish football.
Fight? No time to destroy the b*****ds, withdraw from the Scottish cup next season for starters.  Get Stevie G on the blower and tell him to concentrate on the job, players he wants, Europe and the league.   Tell them to ram their cup up their arse .
Then the board want to ask clubs are they for or against this motion , those for us being punished refuse any ticket allocation and state if they sell to Rangers fans for any game involving us  then they are legally responsible for those fans attending and not Rangers football club.
When is the new tv deal due?  Refuse to sign it and refuse our games to be shown live at Ibrox , stop the blue pound now fellow bears , spend it on our new strips, season books, sellout Europa league qualifiers all 3 of them hopefully and hopefully make the group stages, and if you have any spare cash left after that for football then treat yourself to hospitality at Ibrox.
People say we can't do this or that? The club are weak ? Etc etc , its bloody simple spend your money on Rangers and don't give any of our haters a single penny.  
Then we will see who standing at the end of it all as charity begins at home.   
 

Delusional fuckwits. I hope they die, in deep, desperate humiliation.






















Again.
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I love how they STILL think that Scottish football would crumble without them, despite literally years of evidence to the contrary. They genuinely think that they subsidize all of Scottish football outwith Celtic. Tremendous stuff.

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People say we can't do this or that? The club are weak ? Etc etc , its bloody simple spend your money on Rangers and don't give any of our haters a single penny.  

 Doesn't he realise the problem has always been that nobody is actually willing to do that? The "fans" expect the board to do it. The board are only interested in fleecing the "fans" of what little money they do contribute.

The Blue Penny, more like.

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Can't figure out how to quote this directly (I'm old) but this is truly beautiful: 

Fight? No time to destroy the b*****ds, withdraw from the Scottish cup next season for starters.  Get Stevie G on the blower and tell him to concentrate on the job, players he wants, Europe and the league.   Tell them to ram their cup up their arse . 
Then the board want to ask clubs are they for or against this motion , those for us being punished refuse any ticket allocation and state if they sell to Rangers fans for any game involving us  then they are legally responsible for those fans attending and not Rangers football club. 
When is the new tv deal due?  Refuse to sign it and refuse our games to be shown live at Ibrox , stop the blue pound now fellow bears , spend it on our new strips, season books, sellout Europa league qualifiers all 3 of them hopefully and hopefully make the group stages, and if you have any spare cash left after that for football then treat yourself to hospitality at Ibrox. 
People say we can't do this or that? The club are weak ? Etc etc , its bloody simple spend your money on Rangers and don't give any of our haters a single penny.   
Then we will see who standing at the end of it all as charity begins at home.    

Yes please get Stevie G on the blower and tell him that he is beginning his managerial career at a club that is withdrawing from one of the three domestic cup competitions they compete in. One that, you never know, they might actually win. See how quick he scans the small print of his contract. 

Yes please refuse ticket allocations. I hate you coming to my home ground anyway singing your hymns of hate and stealing and burning our flags. You won't be missed. We'll cope financially thank you. You can keep your 'blue pound' in your pocket. 

Yes please refuse to sign the TV deal. It'll not actually make any difference as everyone else will and you might find there would be a contractual obligation to let the cameras in. But give it a go anyway and if you did, somehow, manage to bring the deal down just remember you will be cutting of your own (blue) nose to spite your face in the process. You do know you get money from the TV deal right? But hey that will be covered by the extra 6XL Rangers tops that are sold. 

After all that you will indeed "see who is standing at the end". Chances are it won't be the rest of Scottish football but only because we'll be too busy rolling on the floor pissing ourselves laughing at you. 

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11 minutes ago, John MacLean said:

Yes please refuse ticket allocations. I hate you coming to my home ground anyway singing your hymns of hate and stealing and burning our flags. You won't be missed. We'll cope financially thank you. You can keep your 'blue pound' in your pocket. 

I suspect that the loss of ticket money would be more than compensated by the savings on not having to replace broken seats/toilets in the away end.

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4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

If there's one thing history has proven, it's that Rangers fans will spend money on their club when it's required.

They deserve better though.

Raised less than 10p per person at their last Armed Forces Day but they are the Quintessential British Club

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11 minutes ago, Loonytoons said:

"Get Stevie G on the blower" is priceless.

Could ya imagine that conversation.

Raging bun: Mr Gerrard were no playing in the cup this season

Stevie G: why not?

Raging bun: cause no one likes us but we don't care

Stevie G : Sound

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Could ya imagine that conversation.
Raging bun: Mr Gerrard were no playing in the cup this season
Stevie G: why not?
Raging bun: cause no one likes us but we don't care
Stevie G : Sound
Give them their due its a pretty novel and sneaky way of saying you cant take anymore Hampden humiliations.

No Mas, said The Rangers
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