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Rangers signing Jamie Murphy on loan for six months seems normal. Then you find out its already been agreed that Rangers will pay £1m to make it permanent this Summer regardless of anything.

Not too bad, confirms they're utterly skint and reliant on season ticket money but we all know that.

Why do Rangers then announce in the signing statement that it's Brightons decision to hold off making it permanent? Literally a line after saying Brighton couldn't recall him at the end of his loan as the deal is done, they claim Brighton didn't want it done permanently in January. Some absolute freaks on Twitter refusing to believe it was Rangers decision.

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8 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

Rangers signing Jamie Murphy on loan for six months seems normal. Then you find out its already been agreed that Rangers will pay £1m to make it permanent this Summer regardless of anything.

Not too bad, confirms they're utterly skint and reliant on season ticket money but we all know that.

Why do Rangers then announce in the signing statement that it's Brightons decision to hold off making it permanent? Literally a line after saying Brighton couldn't recall him at the end of his loan as the deal is done, they claim Brighton didn't want it done permanently in January. Some absolute freaks on Twitter refusing to believe it was Rangers decision.

Just had a look at the PR there.

Who writes and signs off on that copy? They're absolute weirdos.

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JAMIE MURPHY has joined Rangers on loan until the end of the season when the move will become permanent with Rangers paying a guaranteed fixed fee.

Rangers were willing to sign the former Motherwell player on a long-term deal during the January window but Brighton prefer to wait until the end of the season before making the switch permanent.

However, only Rangers will have the option to sign Jamie at that time.

https://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/murphy-joins-gers/

All it needs to say is: "Rangers are delighted to announce the signing of Jamie Murphy on loan from Brighton until the end of the season with an option to make the deal permanent in the summer."

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https://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/murphy-joins-gers/
All it needs to say is: "Rangers are delighted to announce the signing of Jamie Murphy on loan from Brighton until the end of the season with an option to make the deal permanent in the summer."


Indeed. They have serious self esteem issues over their finances.

It’s clearly a case of the more they protest it the less convincing they are though.
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12 hours ago, Karpaty said:

The first post in this thread should have its own cabinet in the Hampden museum. It really is one of the best this forum has ever produced.

Agreed, absolutely glorious.

 Only nit pick is i'd have a bigger section on Killie's draw at ibrox. 6 of the most banterific minutes of football in years. Penalty awarded, scuffle at edge of box has broadfoot hit the deck, Jack booked, jack then red carded, penalty missed and killie breakaway equaliser. Superb

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Just received an e-mail showing the proposed new sevco top for next season, long live the banter years and this honking top will assist the preservation of the banter.

 

 

Eta the email was from a *** workmate

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Just received an e-mail showing the proposed new sevco top for next season, long live the banter years and this honking top will assist the preservation of the banter.
 
 
Eta the email was from a *** workmate

So what does it look like??
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