Brother Blades Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 With Christmas approaching, we will all be likely to encounter vegetables that we rarely sample week in, week out. Brussels smell terrible, but are quite delicious, on the other hand, cooked peppers smell fantastic but are inferior to the raw item. Worst smelling vegetable is the cabbage, (boiled) yet, fantastic as an accompaniment to the ham on Boxing Day. Do you understand? Smelly veg is sometimes tasty. Get chatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Oh do just f**k off somewhere and die with your disgusting vegetable shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: With Christmas approaching, we will all be likely to encounter vegetables that we rarely sample week in, week out. Brussels smell terrible, but are quite delicious, on the other hand, cooked peppers smell fantastic but are inferior to the raw item. Worst smelling vegetable is the cabbage, (boiled) yet, fantastic as an accompaniment to the ham on Boxing Day. Do you understand? Smelly veg is sometimes tasty. Get chatting. 10 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Oh do just f**k off somewhere and die with your disgusting vegetable shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: With Christmas approaching, we will all be likely to encounter vegetables that we rarely sample week in, week out. Brussels smell terrible, but are quite delicious, on the other hand, cooked peppers smell fantastic but are inferior to the raw item. Worst smelling vegetable is the cabbage, (boiled) yet, fantastic as an accompaniment to the ham on Boxing Day. Do you understand? Smelly veg is sometimes tasty. Get chatting. http://www.turkeysforlife.com/2015/11/turkish-cabbage-stew-kapuska.html Cabbage in Kapuska is great! Tend to agree though.....prefer my cabbage pickled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 When I lived in a hotel while working as a contractor I heard a commotion outside my room one night. I looked through the peephole and my colleague Wee Gordy had pulled a native bird. 'Get in there wee man I thought' about five minutes later I heard an even bigger commotion and I didn't have to get out of bed to work out it was a very short lived tryst. She was leaving in a hurry and she was not at all happy. The next morning at breakfast I asked Wee Gordy what the score was and his reply will live with me till my dying day. "Her fanny wis barking so I telt her tae bolt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Equalizer said: When I lived in a hotel while working as a contractor I heard a commotion outside my room one night. I looked through the peephole and my colleague Wee Gordy had pulled a native bird. 'Get in there wee man I thought' about five minutes later I heard an even bigger commotion and I didn't have to get out of bed to work out it was a very short lived tryst. She was leaving in a hurry and she was not at all happy. The next morning at breakfast I asked Wee Gordy what the score was and his reply will live with me till my dying day. "Her fanny wis barking so I telt her tae bolt'. Sounds like wee Gordy was probably a "two pumps and a handshake" kind of guy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just now, sjc said: Sounds like wee Gordy was probably a "two pumps and a handshake" kind of guy..... He was the type of guy who would have told you if that was the case. Very self deprecating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just now, The Equalizer said: He was the type of guy who would have told you if that was the case. Very self deprecating. ^^^wee Gordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, sjc said: ^^^wee Gordy Unfortunately I never got to test my metal with the lovely ladies of Blackwood, Gwent. I was a shy 17 yr old and suffered from a severe case of fanny fright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 minute ago, The Equalizer said: Unfortunately I never got to test my metal with the lovely ladies of Blackwood, Gwent. I was a shy 17 yr old and suffered from a severe case of beaver fever. or "fanny fright" as we say on P&B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, sjc said: or "fanny fright" as we say on P&B. Fixed. You don't f**k with tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Vagtables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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