lionel hutz Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Cheerio from Chigsy, All of Mon Dieu's gifs Tony's Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Quote A few years back, a guy I worked with befriended a guy that gave him a cigarette at a bus stop, the guy told us he was due in court for assault, fair enough we thought, we all went out for a pint This makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 13/12/2016 at 21:24, ICTChris said: [skidmarks bosses office. Knock on the door, enter Skidmarks, stage right ] "Morning boss, thanks for seeing me" "morning Mr Skidmarks, what can I do for you?" "Well it's about that email business from a few weeks back" "Haha, oh yes, what a rum tale" "Haha yes sir rum indeed. The thing is..." "Yes Bobby?" "I'd like to get the IT department to trace the email back to an IP address so we can work out who sent it" "Oh. That would involve a lot of work for our IT guys and isn't guaranteed to actually reveal who sent the email. It's very simple to create an anonymous email account and to hide an IP address. Also, we had a good laugh about this when we spoke about it before and agreed to forget about it. Why the sudden change?" "Well sir, it's 8Mile" "8Mile? Isn't he the one who tried to organise a dotting campaign? The one who has the intellect of a shaved colobus monkey? The one who gouged faeces from the recesses of his own rectum, threw it at his 'friend' and the boasted about it on the internet so that strangers would be his online friends? Him? That one, Skidmarks?" "Yes, sir, that one " "Well what does he want" "He thinks it would be a great idea to trace the email." "Oh well if if a slabbering grassing seething headcase thinks it's a great idea I'll get right on it Skidmarks!" "Would you sir ? That'd be great." "Skidmarks." "Yes sir?" "f**k off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Sweet Pete with this contender. [emoji1] If she can't do something as simple as wash a dish then I'd seriously question her personal hygiene. I bet her fanny fucking reeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Reynard's marching/bed blocking story is the GOAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, mrcat1990 said: Reynard's marching/bed blocking story is the GOAT. He also posted that the best thing to ever happen to St Mirren was Mrs McGinn's fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Whoever it was quoting some beastly post with a speech bubble beside some beast Limmy photo was pretty decent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I will nominate anything by throbber. His posts are witty, insightful, well composed and thought provoking with just the proper level of self deprecation. Future social media historians will use his contributions and observations to highlight the importance of ‘chat’ on football websites to our cultural development. Also anything by Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I will nominate anything by throbber. His posts are witty, insightful, well composed and thought provoking with just the proper level of self deprecation. Future social media historians will use his contributions and observations to highlight the importance of ‘chat’ on football websites to our cultural development. Also anything by Grimbo. lolwut Oh and Crispy pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Xbass Barrymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Throbber in posting about skidmarks shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Jordan Rode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 The boy that melted cattle skull with a hammer for a living (a day) was a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 hour ago, jupe1407 said: That brings back memories, aside from the rabbit covered in shite post above, my favourites were the guy who had to run down to a beach for a shite which he left on a big rock "twisting in the wind while an alsatian barked at it" and I'm sure there was one from a lad who was hiking in Arran and had to shite in a stream before fishing it out to avoid horrifying the folk behind him. Tremendous. Oh my word I nearly ended myself at one or two of those way back when. Some phrases stick in my memory even getting on for 10 years later. One lad had one that was "the colour and shape of a burnt Twiglet", which took so long to detach itself from him that by the time it hit the deck "a colony of bluebottles" had set up home on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 A bit of a left field one, but when Dundee's new stadium was getting discussed Im sure it was @LiamDFC that made a mock up of a giant gold Fabian Caballero statue straddling the Kingsway. It looked superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Debedebeedoo gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Moomintroll Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 LiamDFC Magee MS PaintCheerio from ChigsyPretty much all of the taxidermy is easy thread. GlovesMon Dieu Top Trumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "Bunglenonce" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I don’t think I’m even exaggerating when I say ‘Bunglenonce’ was genuinely the greatest piece of literary genius ever produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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