Adam Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Ronkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Cannae mind who it was, but the guy who was moaning about the 5p carrier bag charge, to the extent that when the Chinese food delivery driver turned up, he refused to pay the bag charge. To which someone posted "I hope he tipped the contents of the wok through your letterbox, you miserable b*****d". edit: found it. It was @SodjesSixteenIncher ... give the greenies where they're due: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/218290-charges-for-carrier-bags/&page=7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Bobby Skidmarks' post about being able to get a pair of clogs from a jumble sale outside Fernando Ricksen's house in a few months was a belter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Crispy pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Yer Auntie Philomena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Not so much a post but Election night when Ad lib pulled the face behind a beat Jim Murphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 The Real Leigh Griffiths blog - by a country mile. Too many posts to mention that had me giggling like a wee lassie. Gary Harkins being shaved constantly by a team of barbers to provide the stuffing for carrier bags used as balls in training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Gary Linear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Philpy claiming that ambulances don't put on the sirens if the patient inside has bowel cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Ad Lib coining the term "f**k wombat" very underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Then hunchback shagging story is the single best post this website has ever seen.Special mention to the boy who spent a morning smashing cows skulls in with a sledgehammer.This topper also, “Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite taste in hip-hop music." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 My personal favourite was the fart post where the phrase “like a hippo roaring down a traffic cone” was used. It still brings chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 In recent times the boy who met up with a tranny on the Tinder thread had me in tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Special mention to the boy who spent a morning smashing cows skulls in with a sledgehammer. Guess that I am the only person on here that thinks that the police, peta and every animal rights and welfare group in the world should have been called over this. Not against the poster that done this but the absolute p***ks that lied and put him up to it. We all know that animals are bred to be killed and eaten by a lot of us but they do not deserve to die in such a cruel manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Was Doncaster christened as cockwomble on here? If so the inventor deserves plaudits. @pozbaird when he started the BRALT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 06/01/2015 at 13:26, throbber said: I think that is creepy as f**k tbh my dad is 30 years older than me and i certainly wouldn't like to have sex with him That boys prob in it for the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Another vote for the hunchback shagger story. I literally had to blow my nose part way through because I had such a dose of the joysnotters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 What's the hunchback shagger story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 It was before my time but the Shitting Stories thread in the gold forum has a lot of fantastic posts. [mention=15829]jupe1407[/mention] has a few belters in there. This. Great thread I still read every so often."HE'S WAITING.. THE EYE THAT NEVER BLINKS" [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Whoever it was quoting some beastly post with a speech bubble beside some beast Limmy photo was pretty decent I think I have a vague recollection of doing this on my phone whilst sitting at work one day but couldn’t tell you what thread that was on to save myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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