Romeo Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 This is the hoovering thread not the ironing thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Every fucking time with the iron. Covered in black shit off (probably off the bairns pinafore) and the missus gives it, oooh I see the iron needs cleaned again. Black stuff on the iron is a rookie error and it boils my piss. 1 hour ago, Romeo said: This is the hoovering thread not the ironing thread. Not any more...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I’m quite frankly stunned at how domesticated some seem on here. This all makes me want to do more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Its because some of us* are not stupid or lazy. *T&Cs apply When I get home tonight I’m heading straight for that fucking washing machine, wish me luck. When you put a white wash in, does that include grey ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’m quite frankly stunned at how domesticated some seem on here. This all makes me want to do more I'm a trophy husband these days, although, sadly, unlikely to win the prestigious 'house husband of the year award'. It mostly involves walking the dugs, putting the dish washer on and running round with the dyson before the missus gets in from work. There may be a fair bit of TV and snoozing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, chomp my root said: I'm a trophy husband these days, although, sadly, unlikely to win the prestigious 'house husband of the year award'. It mostly involves walking the dugs, putting the dish washer on and running round with the dyson before the missus gets in from work. There may be a fair bit of TV and snoozing as well. I quite enjoy hoovering actually, especially with this light cordless effort she’s bought recently, she comes home to a clean house every night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'm serious eye candy, that's why she keeps me around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I quite enjoy hoovering actually, especially with this light cordless effort she’s bought recently, she comes home to a clean house every night Should have added, I do most the cooking too, I find the prep quite therapeutic, more therapeutic than the hoovering anyway, because of the dugs I need to hoover downstairs every day which doesn't really do it for me. Better than getting the hairy side of the hand when she gets in and its not done though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Best thing about the cordless Dyson is using with the carpet attachment to give yourself a foot massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, chomp my root said: Should have added, I do most the cooking too, I find the prep quite therapeutic, more therapeutic than the hoovering anyway, because of the dugs I need to hoover downstairs every day which doesn't really do it for me. Better than getting the hairy side of the hand when she gets in and its not done though. I cook on a Monday and a Tuesday night, we do it together the rest of the week. Can’t get into the cooking thing if I’m honest, I’d rather wash skirting boards and bleach the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I cook on a Monday and a Tuesday night, we do it together the rest of the week. Can’t get into the cooking thing if I’m honest, I’d rather wash skirting boards and bleach the bathroom ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I cook on a Monday and a Tuesday night, we do it together the rest of the week. Can’t get into the cooking thing if I’m honest, I’d rather wash skirting boards and bleach the bathroom I think we can agree that we're both thoroughly modern gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Get a G Tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 15 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: I was stuck in a traffic jam on the A720 the other week. 90 min delay. Meant I was late home and had no time for the vacuuming. Just think how much vacuuming you'd have gotten done if you'd cycled home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 7 hours ago, chomp my root said: I think we can agree that we're both thoroughly modern gentlemen. The term is metrosexual I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 We have wooden floors so it doesn't have to be mega powerful. Buy her a fucking brush and tell her to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, kennysmassiveego said: The term is metrosexual I believe I'm sticking with 'trophy husband'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Henry Hoover, some boi likes. Seriously though it's a good vacuum cleaner and the one that cleaners use, dysons are overpriced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Wife bought a robot hoover and has it set on a timer. All I have to do is empty it each day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 4 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Wife bought a robot hoover and has it set on a timer. All I have to do is empty it each day. Domestic bliss chez NewBornBairn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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