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Cup Of The World! Part Deux!


IggyStooge

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First off I will list the teams who have qualified for a FIFA World Cup who didn't make the cut this time around. Perm any 32 from these 47 teams.

UEFA: Italy, Netherlands, Czechia, Slovakia, Ukraine, Austria, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Greece, Turkey, Norway, Romania, Israel, Bulgaria, Hungary, Slovenia, Bosnia & Herzegovina

CONMEBOL: Chile, Bolivia, Paraguay, Ecuador

CONCACAF: USA, Canada, Cuba, Honduras, El Salvador, Haiti, Jamaica, Trinidad & Tobago

AFC: China, North Korea, Iraq, UAE, Kuwait, Indonesia

CAF: Ghana, Ivory Coast, Cameroon, South Africa, Algeria, Togo, Angola, Tunisia, DR Congo

OFC: New Zealand

 

Now for the dark and awful truth of the matter:

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42001722

So, what would be peoples thoughts on this? The USA Tournoi with Le Big Booby Prize 2018? Having the nerve to be taking on Mother Russia? Personally I think these b*stards should be watched like a hawk. This will be the same conglomerates behind the idea of the shitty International Champions Cup etc. Beware the 'globalisation' of football while it is slowly assimilated into the hands of The Great Satan.

If you thought FIFA were bad, wait until you get a load of these Motherf*ckers.

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I'm surprised it took somebody this long. Obviously it's purely a money-making scheme, but it always gives the losers something to do, and it could be fucking hilarious to watch the winners pretend there's any meaning to it at all.

Edit: like the lad above  :lol:

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10 hours ago, IggyStooge said:

CAF: Ghana, Ivory Coast, Cameroon, South Africa, Algeria, Togo, Angola, Tunisia, DR Congo

does them a great disservice, being renamed - will always be known and loved to real followers (leave it) of the beautiful gamed as Zaire...

1974: Zaire's show of shame

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You still heard persistent rumours that several of that Zaire squad didn't live long after the '74 World Cup, and that bizarre incidents like the infamous free-kick against Brazil came about due to the players being terrified about the consequences of failure to their families back home.

Takes the humour out of it a little. That, and the far more serious fact that we were knocked out because we could only score two goals against them  :angry:

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Love this World Cup NIT idea by the way. After our win we will challenge whoever wins the other tournament in Russia to determine the true World Champion.


Absolutely. Could play game 7 of the series on the roof of a casino, under floodlights suspended from Apache helicopters.
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On 16/11/2017 at 19:15, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Takes the humour out of it a little. That, and the far more serious fact that we were knocked out because we could only score two goals against them  :angry:

i did realise that mentioning them might be perceived as provocative scab-picking, but i seem to have got away with my unashamed support for Peru - and the reason behind it - so far, so it seemed a reasonable risk to take given the opportunity to post that clip...

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They've played the fewest WC finals matches of anyone who has ever qualified - just 1 solitary game.

In 1934 & 1938 the tournament was straight knockout.

Having battled their way through qualifying... well, actually only they + Japan entered, then Japan scratched!... they travelled the globe to Reims - only to get spanked 6-0 by Hungary and go home again (after touring Holland).

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As the FIFA rankings stand, an eight-nation diddy World Cup would consist of (in order):

14: Wales
15: Italy
20: The Netherlands
23: Northern Ireland
24: Slovakia
26: Eire
27: USA
29: Scotland

So, the Celtic Cup, America, plus some other European sides that aren't total shite. Considering that's (according to FIFA) a best-case, will-never-happen scenario in terms of quality, maybe this isn't such a good idea  :unsure:

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On 11/22/2017 at 10:55, BigFatTabbyDave said:

As the FIFA rankings stand, an eight-nation diddy World Cup would consist of (in order):

14: Wales
15: Italy
20: The Netherlands
23: Northern Ireland
24: Slovakia
26: Eire
27: USA
29: Scotland

So, the Celtic Cup, America, plus some other European sides that aren't total shite. Considering that's (according to FIFA) a best-case, will-never-happen scenario in terms of quality, maybe this isn't such a good idea  :unsure:

Sorry m8. Scotland will miss out: Chile at number 9.

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