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There's no escaping it. Shops are blasting the Christmas tunes. Despite it being over a month away the shadow of the festive season is looming large. So much to look forward to... Bellends in Christmas jumpers. Marital breakdowns. Baby Jesus. School nativity plays. Seeing relatives. Anyone with kids aged 1-10 will be spending the entire day opening battery compartments, building tat and looking for tiny screwdrivers. Piles of rubbish and recycling. Even longer editions of shite soap operas. A fucking tree taking over the living room.  

Anyone else hate Christmas? Just me?

Feel free to express any festive gripes here. 

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I’m not one of these freakshow weirdos who get overly excited about Christmas, but people who hate Christmas and everything about it tend to be utter arseholes.

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Just now, smpar said:

I’m not one of these freakshow weirdos who get overly excited about Christmas, but people who hate Christmas and everything about it tend to be utter arseholes.

can't argue with that really. But bah humbug anyway you cnut!

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My favourite memory of Christmas haters on P&B was when Xbl started a thread about hating it, saying that during Christmas he spent more time with his many Jewish and Muslim friends. I can only imagine the apostasy levels among the Jewish and Islamic communities in Stirling must’ve shot up at the prospect of having him encamp himself in their company during December.

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Christmas is fucking outstanding, anyone who disagrees was more than likely nonced in a Santa’s Grotto.

Hiya Santa, hiya pal, can you Fix It fur me to get a Skulleckytrik, a boatil- nosed dolphin and to kill the neighbour’s dug cos the wee c**t burst ma baw when I kicked it intae thur gairden.Cheers [emoji1335][emoji1335][emoji1335][emoji1335]

 

 

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I love Christmas but I can get why some people don't i.e if they've lost someone and they miss them a bit more etc.

What I can't be bothered with are the folks who moan about the commercialisation or how they are forced to be happy etc etc Have they not realised that you can actually do what the f**k you want at Christmas and if you can't find some enjoyment in time off work, nice food to eat etc there's something wrong with you.

Most of these people are the same ones who claim they don't go near town at this time of year, flick the TV over when the ad's are on or go and make a cup of tea. Well they are either hounded by the commercialisation of Christmas or absolute liars.

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3 hours ago, MONKMAN said:

Christmas is fucking outstanding, anyone who disagrees was more than likely nonced in a Santa’s Grotto.

#touglyforsanta

1 hour ago, Taxman said:

Not my favourite time of year especially being plagued with the once-a-year drinkers wanting to be your pal, the phrase "f**k off" passes my lips with frequent regularity.

Its the time of year that amateur drinkers get the rest of us a bad name. I put a lot of effort into being pub fit, bevvying is for life, not Christmas.

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