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"Everything happens for a reason." - bullshit.

"What's for you won't go by you." - bullshit.

"Live. Laugh. Love." - often emblazoned upon canvases and on burds Facebook pages. f**k off.

"Only God can judge me." - Aye and he thinks you're a c**t.

 

Anyone got any more?

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“These things come in threes”. Nah, c***s die for a myriad of reasons including their lifestyle, their age, the healthcare they do or don’t receive and arbitrary violence or accidents. Whether two c***s they are vaguely connected to died at a relatively proximate time is not a factor.

”What goes around comes around””Karma’s a bitch” etc. - Nah, good things happen to bad people, bad things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people and good things happen to good people.

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38 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

"Everything happens for a reason." - bullshit.

"What's for you won't go by you." - bullshit.

"Live. Laugh. Love." - often emblazoned upon canvases and on burds Facebook pages. f**k off.

"Only God can judge me." - Aye and he thinks you're a c**t.

 

Anyone got any more?

It's the lad at the gates that does the judging. St Peter? Or is it St Paul? Anyway, anyone can judge anyone else, and indeed everyone does this on a daily basis.

"There's no smoke without fire". A bullshit saying used to try and justify bullshit rumours.

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Anything involving God.
Person doesn't die - "God has answered our prayers! God is good."
Person does die - "God needed another angel. God is good."
Just grow the f**k up.


Fortunately, there aren’t so many god botherers in Scotland as there is in America!
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