Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 There was an old c**t called Kinky Who was fond of the occasional drinky He marshall’s the ***s Whilst drinking tons Then gets wound up more times than a slinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 WTM murders prostitutes and wears their skin as a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Bairnardo the aspiring bard He’s forever trying too hardHe’s 5 feet tallThat’s laughably small Cos I’ve had a bigger birthday card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 17:11, Finch road said: Shandon Par he dons a cape his taste in clothes delightful Although he is Dunfy fan his choice in pies insightful He sparred against a younger chap his nose was smashed to pieces Despite his loafers could be worse hes never thrown faeces That's not a limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 8Miles a total bell end like Tony, his wee made up friend he talks utter piss he would not be a miss if he never posted again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 22 hours ago, Snobot said: There once was a poster called Throbber, Who liked to wear cheap Lonsdale clobber, His P&B role Was to endlessly troll, In the style of a feckless young dobber Greenie for a mastery of metre that's rare on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 There was a young man named Tedi CENSORED Spoiler There was a young man named Tedi Whose tastes were for girls not ready He thought if they bled There was nought to be said And was shocked that it earned him a reddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Monkey Tennis is so very boring his posts result in us snoring when he made the list by god he was pissed But sympathy was not outpouring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Philpy has a little pool team Its members were peados And every time Philpy broke A Granny would follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: Monkey Tennis is so very boring his posts result in us snoring when he made the list by god he was pissed But sympathy was not outpouring Not bad, but lines 2,3 and 5 each need additional syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Monkey Tennis said: Not bad, but lines 2,3 and 5 each need additional syllables. How's this Monkey Tennis is so very boring his posts just result in us snoring when he made the big list by god he was pissed But sympathy was just not outpouring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Rugsters just a cockNo brains and follows the flockHis posts mind me of Stan Cos he thinks he’s the manBut he’s the crust on Throbber’s sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: How's this Monkey Tennis is so very boring his posts just result in us snoring when he made the big list by god he was pissed But sympathy was just not outpouring Better. Not sure you should repeatedly employ the word 'just' though. I'd rework that final line a little if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Rugsters just a cock No brains and follows the flock His posts mind me of Stan Cos he thinks he’s the man But he’s the crust on Throbber’s sock Metre for Christ's sake. Metre. There's more to a limerick than rhyme scheme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 A website created by Div A football forum he wanted to give Now filled with Accies and **** Along with terrible puns Im now losing the will to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: That's not a limerick. Poetic licence you insufferable buffoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 There was was a poster named MunsterMet a humphy-backed girl and he pumped herHe'd taken loads of gearAnd she gave him the fearSo he sobered up and just dumped her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Pedro came in with a bang, ‘We are ra peepul’ he sang, He spent a huge wedge, Then raged in a hedge, Horsed out by a Luxembourg gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 There is a great team they call Brechin, But the league table makes them look reekin'. The team have been plucky, Just no very lucky, So will someone please gift us a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Finch road said: Poetic licence you insufferable buffoon Poetic licence doesn't cover entering something for a limerick competition, that quite clearly does not constitute a limerick. You lamentable cretin, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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