GordonS Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 15 hours ago, Flybhoy said: That statement is essentially the equivalent of getting a knockback from a girl you fancy in front of everyone and shouting.. "Didnae want to go out with you anyway ya fucking cow..." THERE has been a great deal of gossip regarding the appointment of my new burd. I assure the boays that they will be the first to know when I am certain I have identified someone I want to ride. I made it clear outside the unders disco that I did not consider there to be an outstanding candidate among those who had applied for the position (ie were single and therefore gagging for it) and I was therefore considering burds currently going steady. This sometimes requires fighting their present boyfriends. The position of my burd requires big knockers and the mentality to cope with the unnatural sexual demands that goes with being my burd. This is a critical aspect of my assessment of any candidate during the checking out process. After the two nights at Clatty Pats, I requested permission to pull Jackie to assess her readiness and willingness to consider the doggy position. This was declined. I was subsequently made through her mates that, at this stage in her, she would rather poke her eyes out with hot needles. I endorse that position because moving to a massive boaby like mine is a big step with concomitant risk to their perineum. I continue to consider candidates but will only appoint someone who is not a pure lesbian. In the meantime, I have great confidence in Durty Agnes, who will continue as my drunken booty call at least until Hogmanay. The manner in which she has accepted this degrading role is a credit to herself and her mum. So get it right up ye, Jackie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 The needs of Scottish football is concomitant with a strong Rangers!Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 3 hours ago, McQuade said: Hod on! Your assistant's name is what? I did laugh at that now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 24 minutes ago, GordonS said: THERE has been a great deal of gossip regarding the appointment of my new burd. I assure the boays that they will be the first to know when I am certain I have identified someone I want to ride. I made it clear outside the unders disco that I did not consider there to be an outstanding candidate among those who had applied for the position (ie were single and therefore gagging for it) and I was therefore considering burds currently going steady. This sometimes requires fighting their present boyfriends. The position of my burd requires big knockers and the mentality to cope with the unnatural sexual demands that goes with being my burd. This is a critical aspect of my assessment of any candidate during the checking out process. After the two nights at Clatty Pats, I requested permission to pull Jackie to assess her readiness and willingness to consider the doggy position. This was declined. I was subsequently made through her mates that, at this stage in her, she would rather poke her eyes out with hot needles. I endorse that position because moving to a massive boaby like mine is a big step with concomitant risk to their perineum. I continue to consider candidates but will only appoint someone who is not a pure lesbian. In the meantime, I have great confidence in Durty Agnes, who will continue as my drunken booty call at least until Hogmanay. The manner in which she has accepted this degrading role is a credit to herself and her mum. So get it right up ye, Jackie. Thread is very rapidly approaching gold status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 "The position of Rangers manager requires an ability to win football matches.........After the two games against Aberdeen, we requested permission to engage with their manager" Rangers Media is brilliant on a slow day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42281231 Quote Derek McInnes has said he "wasn't prepared to walk away" from Aberdeen to join Premiership rivals Rangers. He doesn't do "walking away" I hope tae feck that was a deliberate jibe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Derek doesn't do walking away: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42281231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Dugshite obsessed weirdos .... "Hurry up and get a picture of the shite" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 One on Talkshite yesterday - saying McInnes was not really good enough and that they should have gone after Alan Pardew.They really do think they are bigger than they are.Deluded cvnts. I rarely listen to Clyde SSB as I prefer Radio Scotland for my Sevco laughs but I had the perfect storm last night of leaving a Celtic supporting mates house just as the news broke. I stuck it on in the car and the second caller said he wants Van Bronkhurst.The guy doing the show said what do you think will make GVB leave Feyenoord if McInnes hasn’t left Aberdeen and the caller said, without (I think irony works here) irony:He’s played for the club.Just offer him more money than he is currently on.Banter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Thread is very rapidly approaching gold status. Archibald it is.Honestly, just seen the news in the last few hours. I really hope all town &villages are locked up for the weekend. Next, who the f**k are they going to go for? Its a shambles, a great delicious shambles. The **** are dead. Long live the ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 7 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Masterstroke by McInnes to lose the two "head to head" games and then reject them, as we now have swathes of Rangers fans delighted they've hired a manager who couldn't beat Hamilton and Dundee. Classic P and B, Sevco never won the games, it was the sheep who deliberately lost them.... We've hired a manager? (Classic random guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 This could get better yet. I look forward to the stickies' next high-profile pursuit being ended when Dick Campbell declares that he has unfinished business at Arbroath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koko Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Lackie: C'mon boss, we need to get that statement out sharpish.... Editor Jim: Ach, f**k it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAMLISCH Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, McQuade said: Don't think Miller should be out parting with Elton John at a time like this tbh. Don't let the *** go down on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, koko said: Lackie: C'mon boss, we need to get that statement out sharpish.... Editor Jim: Ach, f**k it... Classic trick when you were doing English essays for school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 47 minutes ago, Raidernation said: He doesn't do "walking away" 46 minutes ago, Jamie_M said: Derek doesn't do walking away: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42281231 ..."just yet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 5 hours ago, McQuade said: Hod on! Your assistant's name is what? That is it in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The DA Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 I've updated my profile picture in recognition of, and tribute to, poor Murty. Now that he's officially in place until 'at least the end of the year', it'll be open season on the innocent lad. I'll switch back to my beloved Arab profile once Murty wins another game. Or loses one. Or draws one. Or is found deid in a suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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