Richey Edwards Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, jupe1407 said: Wasn't my decision tbf I know loads of people who struggle to structure sentences or spell words containing more than four letters yet somehow they have university degrees. They must have amazing fellatio skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I can confirm that, especially when they're taking care of the job in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 They must have amazing fellatio skills. Just make sure to never neglect the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Just make sure to never neglect the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I can just imagine Throbber's CV.General interests - Coin collecting (mainly coppers to pay for Pot Noodles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I can just imagine Throbber's CV.General interests - Coin collecting (mainly coppers to pay for Pot Noodles) “So, you’re an avid coin collector”“Aye, ah just pick them up aff the ground then it’s basically a free pot noodle. Hoping I get enough for a pint in spoons in one day eh” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 I can just imagine Throbber's CV.General interests - Coin collecting (mainly coppers to pay for Pot Noodles) Going for a job with Golden Wonder imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 38 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: I can just imagine Throbber's CV. General interests - Coin collecting (mainly coppers to pay for Pot Noodles) Curator of large animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 If you want to stand out from the crowd, appear adventurous, cool as f*** and fearless in the face of adversity, then put 'hillwalking' as a hobby. Job will be yours faster than you can say Ben Lomond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 My interests are skydiving, hang-gliding, pot-holing and swimming with sharks. Not the slightest chance I will ever try any of these - but they do seem interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 If you want to stand out from the crowd, appear adventurous, cool as f*** and fearless in the face of adversity, then put 'hillwalking' as a hobby. Job will be yours faster than you can say Ben Lomond. I often have to sift through CV's and as you allude to, hillwalking often crops up as an interest. When interviewing, I always ask about it and their answer often means regardless of their other answers I bin them because they're a bullshitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 Saw one recently who had a hobby as Disco Dancing. He never got the job, sadly. Was she a pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 It was a bloke you muppet. All inclusive CVs these days m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 Not on my watch. Bigot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Had a teenager ask about a job being advertised at the work last weekend. Told her she just needed to bring in her CV with a cover letter. "What's a CV?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 Had a teenager ask about a job being advertised at the work last weekend. Told her she just needed to bring in her CV with a cover letter. "What's a CV?" American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: American? Local & numpty. TBH, she may have just been trying to distract me while her mate stole booze. Actually hoping that's the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 25 years experience in the landscaping business 25 years experience in the construction industry The guy in question was 38. Two jobs and he started at 13 years old. Say what you want about gypsies, but they aren't afraid of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Had a teenager ask about a job being advertised at the work last weekend. Told her she just needed to bring in her CV with a cover letter. "What's a CV?" To be fair, why the f**k are we still using Latin to describe a summary of your working life?Can P&B come up with a better name for a CV?One that the yoof can understand?Text speech would be a bonus here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: To be fair, why the f**k are we still using Latin to describe a summary of your working life? Can P&B come up with a better name for a CV? One that the yoof can understand? Text speech would be a bonus here. Give it fifteen years and employers will just take a look at your Facebook timeline. f**k knows how you'll provide your diploma from the 'University of Life', though. Surely you don't graduate until you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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