John Lambies Doos Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Most of us probably have one, few of us who work in HR regularly read them and employers generally require them. Some people are honest and some people just lie. With this in mind, what's the funniest, obscure or downright lie a P&Ber has ever put on their CV or read from another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Mine says I’m enthusiastic and a hard worker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Boring Good that you were honest on your CV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Mine says I’m enthusiastic and a hard worker! I don't doubt that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Had a CV handed in to my old work from a girl from Eastern Europe, she had bikini model listed on her CV. Not as a qualification, skill or even work experience, just mentioned that she'd done bikini modelling. She was absolutely gorgeous, but dim as f**k. I think I know why she was hired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I don't doubt that That I’m enthusiastic and a hard worker? Thanks I suppose.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 25 years experience in the landscaping business 25 years experience in the construction industry The guy in question was 38. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I don't doubt that That I’m enthusiastic and a hard worker? Thanks I suppose.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 That I’m enthusiastic and a hard worker? Thanks I suppose.. Take the fukin compliment Throbber. It might be a while...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 18 minutes ago, The Equalizer said: 25 years experience in the landscaping business 25 years experience in the construction industry The guy in question was 38. Must have been using a Seville calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 25 years experience in the landscaping business 25 years experience in the construction industry The guy in question was 38. Playing with LEGO counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Was looking through some applications for a customer assistant that we have received. My boss doesn't get that NMW isn't going to attract punters who are appearing on The Apprentice, however there is a boy who's applied who has listed in the 'About You' bit that he can drive a tank. Dead fucking useful if we have a civil war or need the building demolished in a hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 Boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Somebody was dismissed on Monday there, on Tuesday we got their CV through from an agency. Aye good idea, we'll take them back and give you a 20% finders fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Le Tout P'ti FC said: Somebody was dismissed on Monday there, on Tuesday we got their CV through from an agency. Aye good idea, we'll take them back and give you a 20% finders fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I cannot recommend this candidate too highly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 25 years experience in the landscaping business 25 years experience in the construction industry The guy in question was 38. 25 years man and boy building garden walls for any garden you like and here’s you fucking doubting him? No wonder this country is on its arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Not a lie but I used to put on my CV that I make excellent tea and coffee. In case, y'know, the unofficial role of tea and coffee maker is currently vacant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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