Scary Bear Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/230336-dead-wid/ The above is a thread from Top 5s. That forum is a virtual graveyard on Pie and Bovril. However I feel the thread topic may still have some life in it. Unlike the OP, his pets, or the subjects of his unnatural lust. So onto dead people. Sexy dead people. Mmmm. Are we talking on the day they die would you still pump them? While they're still warm like some monstrous Savile type predator? Or are we talking in their heyday even though they are now auld and decrepit and dead? Or are we talking died young while still very hot (not warm!) and pumpable? It's probably all fair game for some of the more depraved people who use this website. Whitney Houston for me. Can't think of another four dead women I want to hump, so f**k top 5s and f**k Nick Hornby. Obviously a lot of sickos out there: http://www.spike.com/articles/ayykpw/the-top-13-hottest-dead-girls Which dead people do you find sexy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Never have those words seemed so sordid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Aye, aye, but humour me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Reviving Grimbo threads concerning necrophilia? Na you're alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Reviving Grimbo threads concerning necrophilia? Na you're alright I've covered that. If corpses are your thing then crack on. If you're not into shagging corpses, just think of it as throwing a person who was sexy in life a 'wid' as a fitting epitaph for their endeavours. You can also state what era your wid relates to. For example, Carrie Fisher in that last Star Wars film, probably not, unless you're Granny Danger. Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi, solid wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Liz Dawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Watched some late night film on channel 4 one night. Art Garfunkel was in it. His girlfriend dies. He's a bit gutted and takes a last look at her Glebe Park-esque topiary. Then he pumps her anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Watched some late night film on channel 4 one night. Art Garfunkel was in it. His girlfriend dies. He's a bit gutted and takes a last look at her Glebe Park-esque topiary. Then he pumps her anyway. Sounds like a heartwarming tale. What was the name of this epic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Sounds like a heartwarming tale. What was the name of this epic? I only watched it for a minute or so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 49 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Sounds like a heartwarming tale. What was the name of this epic? Bright Thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: Liz Dawn. Up the crack o' Dawn eh? She would be like a Greggs sausage roll (a slight heat in her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 14 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Up the crack o' Dawn eh? She would be like a Greggs sausage roll (a slight heat in her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Eva Braun would get it. Though I'd have to settle for thrusting my cock into an urn full of ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Sounds like a heartwarming tale. What was the name of this epic? Bad Timing. Theresa Russell was a wid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Eva Braun would get it. Though I'd have to settle for thrusting my cock into an urn full of ashes. Cornershop made a career out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Too soon. Some of us are still grieving. Forgot you liked 'em stonecold and stiff. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 On 27/09/2017 at 17:04, Scary Bear said: Demonstrating what was famously her favourite kind of coordination, there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Marilyn Monroe.1950s hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 Mary Queen of Scots for me.Pre-decapitation. Sexy laaaady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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