mizfit Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Rugby #ladz at it againhttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/1693176/rugby-howe-of-fife-fife-bottle/ #ladz #ladz #banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: The two of you should go into a pitch black room and swing for one another. Winner gets a pint with a jobby in it. Winner gets put in a pram and fucked by the loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Students 'apple bobbed in urine' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelJag Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 2010 I was playing for the Paisley Pyros. We were travelling to Newcastle for an away day. Got pumped by about 30 points as expected, heads gone. Got tanked on the bus back up. Pull into a service station which probably was Gretna, pitch black. Big c**t sitting next to the driver shouts out "right boys, everyone out the bus now!". Shuffle out the bus mostly expecting what's going to happen. As per, they order us to strip doon. Some people refuse, most pull everything off. I'm no idiot so I put my shoes back on. Tell us to find a partner, next to a lanky c**t from Dumfries, about 6'5, he'll dae. The activities we have to do are wheelbarrow racing, switch then carry the person in your arms facing you. The race starts, there's no prize, survival is the only goal. Wheelbarrow first and he's crawling, uncoordinated so his legs are flailing in my hands and he keeps toppling over. Out of the dark, a 4 year veteran of the team, an absolute mouth breather who probably took 10 years to pass uni got naked himself only for the purpose of pushing us over. Once we gain momentum THWAK, this c**t clatters into us and leaves us in disarray. We manage to recover, switch then I have to carry this lad, I make a bridge from my arms so I don't have to grab his are cheeks, and he holds on to my neck for dear life with his balls slapping against my stomach. We switch and I arch my back to avoid any of that nonsense. And were done. Put my clothes back on, mumble to my partner and avoid any eye contact, get back on the bus and start tanning Sainsburys basic wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 I hope the world is immediately ended by nuclear weapons after reading that. Also the fucking cheek to slag another guy for joining in your LADS LADS LADS bullshit is astonishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Had to Google what the Paisley Pyros were. Shocked to find out this is an American Football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 The world would be a far better place had that bus went head on into a wall, before erupting into a blazing inferno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: The world would be a far better place, had that bus went head on into a wall before erupting into a blazing inferno. After reading that I’d gladly die in a blazing inferno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 11 hours ago, SteelJag said: 2010 I was playing for the Paisley Pyros. You must be utter shite at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 No pyros no naked all-male maximum body contact party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Ahem... Quote naked promo calender for the paisley pyros american football team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 On 9/25/2017 at 19:52, MONKMAN said: I take it “blackening” only takes place north of the central belt, by utter weirdos? Had never heard of it until a colleague from up north was telling me what happened to him. Blackening happens in Stranraer too - I think it seems to be a farming community thing, south of the belt. Woman I work with has taken part in and been the victim of blackening prior to getting married. I avoided going near Stranraer in the lead up to my wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, AyrshireTon said: Blackening happens in Stranraer too - I think it seems to be a farming community thing, south of the belt. Woman I work with has taken part in and been the victim of blackening prior to getting married. I avoided going near Stranraer in the lead up to my wedding. My mum and therefore half my family are from Stranraer, I’d never heard of it. May well be a farming thing, which would make a lot of sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 The only blackenings I've seen have been in rural Aberdeenshire / Moray, with the couple on the back of a tractor trailer getting driven around the town. The fact that one generally requires a tractor (or other vehicle that can get manky as f*** with minimal fuss) may explain why it's more common in farming communities, just a guess there though. Hertz or Enterprise may rent them out to the city slickers for all I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Lessons learned from this thread. If you do not like borderline abuse from latent homosexuals or being forced to consume bodily waste do not 1. Join a rugby club 2. Join an American rugby club 3. Join the Army 4. Join the Navy 5. Get married outwith the Central Belt 6. Finish a pint slowly 7. Associate with tractor owners I don't think I would've done any of these things in any event, but it's nice to have a reminder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Surprised Banana hasn't regaled us with the tales of his Proud Boy initiation ceremony yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 A Boy Was Allegedly Sexually Assaulted With a Broomstick at a Posh Private School Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Initiation ceremony for the 'Ndrangheta, the Calabrian criminal society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 What does it entail? Not very clear from the video, just looks like a lot of standing around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: What does it entail? Not very clear from the video, just looks like a lot of standing around? You have to lie and say your dad is the sun and your mum is the moon. Edgy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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