parsforlife Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 They don't want folk good at dodging bullets, they want folk to take the bullets The army,Because once you've drunk a shite pint, being shot at doesn't seem such a stupid idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, parsforlife said: The army, A night out in North Glasgow Because once you've drunk a shite pint, being shot at doesn't seem such a stupid idea. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was very disappointed my suggestion of a " see who could pish the highest" contest, was rejected by The Glasgow Commonwealth Games Committee. Your prostrate gland would have meant the paracommonwealth games, inch and a half World Record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Hillonearth said: I developed a saggy chin and scalp psoriasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowden0 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Not any intimation ceremonies but a couple of things I remember from the navy. We were in Bahrain and it was the junior rates xmas night out. There was 24 of us in this all you can eat and drink Thai restaurant sat around one big table. The head of the table who was an ex marine grabs some of the wine, takes a mouthful then it's passed around the table mouth to mouth until it goes back to him. We done it three times red, rose and white.Lights out. We were in Lisbon and it was our first run ashore of the deployment (my first ever foreign run ashore) on the way to the Gulf. It was rough pretty much all the way down and on a minehunter it isn't much fun. We've got a beer funnel on the go. A bit of hose going around the whole mess before a sharp drop into the drinkers mouth. I was first up due to it being my first foreign run ashore. I think it was about three or four cans of John Smiths in the one go I had to drink. I just managed it. Anyway the Gunnery Officer got invited to join us and when he is on the funnel one of the lads gets his cock out and does a pish in a pint glass before adding that to the Gunnery Officers funnel. Then someone turns the lights out in the mess and everyone starts swinging for each other. Gunz let the funnel go so there is now pish and John Smiths flying around the mess as you are swinging at anything hoping not to be caught on the chin.Naked bar, ops room, mess. Someone shouts naked bar, ops room or mess and then you are naked. The Captain shouted it once in Souda Bay. I'm sure there is more that happened but that's all I can think of just now. On a separate note we did have another junior rates mess run ashore to that Thai restaurant a couple of months later. It was a Friday night and we were having a good laugh before a couple of people start receiving texts asking if they are OK from people back home. We soon find out that the Iranians had arrested the 15 sailors from HMS Cornwall so we finished our meal then most of us went back to the ship as we knew we would be sailing in the morning. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Uncle Albert found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Your prostrate gland would have meant the paracommonwealth games, inch and a half World Record. I won't take this lying down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Does anyone have any knowledge of Taliban initiation rights before we condemn them as the wrong uns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Does anyone have any knowledge of Taliban initiation rights before we condemn them as the wrong uns? I expect there's quite a lot of pishing on soldiers involved there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Say what you will about the Taliban but they wouldn't give you an alcoholic drink with a jobby in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 With our brave boys braving the chilly climes of Arbroath to bravely warm up others with their little brave boys, have any PnBers taken part in any initiation ceremonies? Or is this just a run of the mill night out in that neck of the woods? http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-marines-face-jail-over-11233322 This was on one of the local paper's Facebook pages. Unsurprisingly the thread was full of military types posting boring pish about their "shore runs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, The OP said: Say what you will about the Taliban but they wouldn't give you an alcoholic drink with a jobby in it. If they did I'd probably drink it after a wee while with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 "Our brave boys " have always been, and always will be the complete dregs of society. School dropouts, ignorant morons and proper thickos. Who the f**k pishes in each other's mouths. Should make them play hopscotch with IED's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Classic rugby boys banter....fuds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Yeah - leave it to the army to consistemtly plumb the depths of behaviour. I remember a guy I know who'd been in the engineers telling me about a game they used to play in the aptly named mess somewhere in Germany a while back. Basically get a round in with one pint too many. Somebody curls one out in the extra pint , everybody does their pint in a oner. Last one to finish has to neck the jobby-befouled one as well. I can see why they started a charity called Help for Heroes - some of them fucking need it. Never heard of that before, by and large any story I heard involving shit was usually fabricated nonsense, I've seen and heard of nonsense involving some urinating but ones involving shite usually turn out to be just that, for starters curling one out in a pint glass on demand would be quite the feat. Worked in a pub for a while. One night we had a group of our boys in who had just returned from a stint in Germany, I assume at some training camp given it was 2002 odds. At one point in the night one of them started shouting something and they all stripped naked, and continued drinking as if nothing had happened. It was just fucking bizarre in all honesty. Someone would've shouted "Naked Bar", bants. They don't tell you this sort if thing in the army recruitment adverts do they? Instead they go with "Be the best" or "99.9% need not apply" The 99% need not apply was an absolute disaster for the marines, 99% done exactly that. The current army slogan of "This is Belonging" is getting thoroughly ridiculed also. "Our brave boys " have always been, and always will be the complete dregs of society. School dropouts, ignorant morons and proper thickos. Who the f**k pishes in each other's mouths. Should make them play hopscotch with IED's Was the bloke that gave your misses carpet burns on her knees in the army or marines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not an initiation ceremony but apparently at the end of your career in the RAF its tradition for you to get huckled off the base in the back of a polis van. Handcuffs and everything. http://www.insidemoray.com/frank-is-escorted-from-base-after-45-years-unrivalled-service/ They probably bum you with a truncheon on the way out as well for good measure. How strict are they about having to have been in the RAF before getting this treatment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Was the bloke that gave your misses carpet burns on her knees in the army or marines? Army idiot found, with a busted grill like yours, was your party piece to catch bullets with your teeth. Be the best, but I can't read. Awful insufferable c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Army idiot found, with a busted grill like yours, was your party piece to catch bullets with your teeth. Be the best, but I can't read. Awful insufferable c***s I get the impression you don't actually know what I look like tbh, which means you have a standard response to anyone you believe to be in the army, how bizarre.Was the bloke and Infanteer, Engineer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Rugby #ladz at it again https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/1693176/rugby-howe-of-fife-fife-bottle/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 On 26/09/2017 at 12:58, DA Baracus said: Sounds like you're an absolute tosser On 26/09/2017 at 13:10, BigMartyn86 said: Why? Anyone want to buy a f**k pram for amputees? The two of you should go into a pitch black room and swing for one another. Winner gets a pint with a jobby in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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