Mark Connolly Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 A pinwheel, a big wedge of cake from the fair, a doo-dad for my hat, and the first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Mods. It's still a 40mph limit on the bridge. Please get this c**t huckled. Forth road bridge. Mr policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, Peedzy said: There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro I'd still rather go to the pub on a Saturday night. Each to their own though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Hangover w**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 When you wake up in the morning and you find that overnight you have been given more greens than reds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 The smell of bacon cookingA glass of ice cold fresh orangeA morning fag A satisfying shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Taking your contact lenses out when they've been in for 10 hours and you're eyes are dry and crusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 The moment when you switch your light off, pull the duvet up and have a full nights sleep ahead of you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Shooting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 The first piss of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 The smell of napalm in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Waking up to an empty, peaceful house. Do you sleep in your garden? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 @Throbber first post of the day.Sets me up perfectly, I know it's gonna be a glorious day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Do you sleep in your garden? More often than I would like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 More often than I would like. Must be difficult to drop that military training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Going to bed after last nightshift knowing you don't have to set an alarm for four days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Going to bed after last nightshift knowing you don't have to set an alarm for four days Lazy c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 12 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: A pinwheel, a big wedge of cake from the fair, a doo-dad for my hat, and the first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper. Logged-on to write that. You fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Only on a Tuesday. That's fukin stupid; surely Wednesday is the better night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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