Guest bernardblack Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Things that reek of a terrible "bantz....lads lads lads stag do"Handcuffing a midget to the groomThe whole outrageously big boarding pass at the airport Dressing everyone up in a themeThe ideal stag do is going abroad, cheap bevvy and taking in a game somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoonsYouthTeam Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Loved my stag do. Hospitality at Goodison then night out in Liverpool. Ended up in a club with a Frank Gallagher lookalike.Been to Hamburg for another one and did a beer bike tour of the city which was good and found a few "interesting" bars. Few of the lads seemed keen on going to as many strippers as possible and we ended up in a few different groups before meeting later but that was actually decent as everybody got to do what they wanted.Seen the midget thing before but never really seen the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 18 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I can't even use the excuse of it being cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 44 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Hopefully the stag just refuses to do it. He won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, paranoid android said: He won't. Do midgets get chained to big people before a dwarf wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Do midgets get chained to big people before a dwarf wedding? Why would a midget act like such a c**t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: Why would a midget act like such a c**t? Why not, the one in Game of Thrones was a baddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Why not, the one in Game of Thrones was a baddie. Was he shite. One in game of thrones was a top boi and a mad shagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Was he shite. One in game of thrones was a top boi and a mad shagger. I didn't watch it, he looked like a baddie in the trailers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I didn't watch it, he looked like a baddie in the trailers. Nah sarge. Gid c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: Nah sarge. Gid c**t This one then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 This one then. Aye he was a c**t alright; and not in a gid way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 43 minutes ago, paranoid android said: He won't. Why not? Is he a dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: Things that reek of a terrible "bantz....lads lads lads stag do" Handcuffing a midget to the groom The whole outrageously big boarding pass at the airport Dressing everyone up in a theme The ideal stag do is going abroad, cheap bevvy and taking in a game somewhere. Add to this list getting kicked off your Ryanair/Easyjet flight for being highly intoxicated and a danger to everyone else on the aircraft then telling the Record/Sun how your stag/hen do to Benidorm/Alicante etc was ruined by the airline. I think the most surprising thing I've learned from this thread is that Cowdenbeath offer hospitality at their games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, paranoid android said: Going to a stag do in a few weeks - the best man wants to hire a midget for an hour - most folk are ok with it, but a few aren't comfortable with it - any thoughts? Any decent stag ideas/stories? Any midget stories? bloody hell,where are you going,the middle ages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The number of times I've said that... I've often thought how low can you go, now we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 15 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: All the absolute bullshit stuff that a lot of 'lads lads lads' stags are based around like bringing a midget along to laugh at, dressing the groom up to look like a pedophile or I've even heard of going to a strip club and having the groom chained and walked/whipped around the club, are horrendous. The only stag I planned we just went to a good city and got pished for the entire weekend. You could do your stag anywhere, any week but I guess for a twat like you it must have been a great time in your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 8 hours ago, supermik said: You could do your stag anywhere, any week but I guess for a twat like you it must have been a great time in your mind. I'm sure this sounded funny and made sense in your head, try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 14 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This one then. Liked a good bevvy did wee Herve, before he shot himself in the chest obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Da plane boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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