BFTD Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Possibly or it might be that I don't own a caravan. Either way; there's a lack of key filled fruit bowls You'd never fit enough people in a single caravan to require keys in a bowl, surely. Edit: Google says otherwise, carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I can't believe you think I shit in the caravan and Dave, they have heating mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I can't believe you think I shit in the caravan and Dave, they have heating mate Does your caravan not have a toilet? So you have to get up in the middle of the night in Winter and walk across to a toilet block (with a torch) to have a shite? Sounds magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Does your caravan not have a toilet? So you have to get up in the middle of the night in Winter and walk across to a toilet block (with a torch) to have a shite? Sounds magic. Off topic but I haven't got up for a shit in the middle of the night since I was a toddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Off topic but I haven't got up for a shit in the middle of the night since I was a toddler. I have to admit, I fucked that up. I meant pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does anyone actually have a shite through the night ?? Can't say I've had that experience thank f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: winter pitch Nov 1st-Feb 28th £500, how chilled out i am when I'm in it? Very? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 If you don't know, or can't remember which side of the car your petrol cap is on, you shouldn't be allowed to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I have to admit, I fucked that up. I meant pish. Big difference between a pish and a muckle toley bobby, haway eh, behave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I have to admit, I fucked that up. I meant pish. Unfortunately you've now got me wondering how many years I have left before I revert back again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 If you dont want to utilise your portable loo you are probably best just pissing in the bushes next to your caravan at night as opposed to trekking to the facilties. 3am trek pitch dark in your jocks could bring on a jobby mind; or a swingers invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does anyone actually have a shite through the night ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I have to admit, I fucked that up. I meant pish. All mod cons these days Bobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 22 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Off topic but I haven't got up for a shit in the middle of the night since I was a toddler. Never had a stinky 7am dump that would fill a caravan with nauseating stench? Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 I see this thread has been converted to attacking caravan users. I'm perfectly comfortable with this. Is there a more depressing sight than this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 39 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Never had a stinky 7am dump that would fill a caravan with nauseating stench? Fair enough. I have indeed. You and I will have to disagree on the definition of night. Still wouldnt want to trek to a toilet block at 7 am though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Does anyone actually have a shite through the night ?? I seem to remember that Oscar Pistorious claimed to be doing that very act just before he shot his missus. At it. Naebody shites in the middle of the night unless they're ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 I seem to remember that Oscar Pistorious claimed to be doing that very act just before he shot his missus. At it. Naebody shites in the middle of the night unless they're ill. Naw, it was his missus that was at the toilet doing a shite; and he thought she was a burglar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 4 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Not on every vehicle. Have had a few vans and cars that it doesn't. Always on the opposite sidevof your exhaust tail pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, PB 4.2 said: I see this thread has been converted to attacking caravan users. I'm perfectly comfortable with this. Is there a more depressing sight than this? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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