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Dundee v St Johnstone 16.09.17


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This thread needs a musical interlude.
Due to the sucsess of my last hit record, I have written on for the Fermers, 
Perth Country Boy by the Charlatans;
Hey country boy
Hey country boy
What are you sad about
Every year you make the top six cut
Even with the Alan Main
I'll come to see you
And We'll beat you, We'll beat you
What do you care about
And you said "tit for tat"
What do I mean to you
We're not a derby if you want the truth
I can't remember
I don't know how to understand you
But I hate you just the same
How many eyes
Must a supporter have
I know May makes you cry
I know you make me laugh
If you were less mediocre It might make you happy
If you had a son would his uncle be his daddy
Who loves you though I bet your all quite lame
As your Perth country boy
Hey country boy
What are you mad about
I think you do just average
Even when we're playing shite
We get more fans than you
Hope your feelings are the same
How many ears must a ballboy have
You can f**k Dave McKay
And his testimonial match
Thomas and Georgie selling ching up the alley
If you'll be good You may find out your daddy
Who loves you but I bet it's not the same
As your Perth country boy
 
Thank you.


Nice work Johnny.

We are going to do these twits tomorrow. Bookmark that.
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1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said:

 


Haha, great Banter m8. Class.

Lol.

No, honestly - you even manage to make a post saying 'Haha' dull enough to make self harming tempting

&

Tbh you're only not the biggest throbber on here because tibbermoretwat is just so much more of a fud

 

Thank you

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I'm partaking in deetv tomorrow as I'm currently in Jamaica.  Looking forward to hearing the beeling Dee commentator when we score our goals. It's cute how much this game means to Dundee fans. Barely registers  with us. 

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4 minutes ago, Kyle said:

I'm partaking in deetv tomorrow as I'm currently in Jamaica.  Looking forward to hearing the beeling Dee commentator when we score our goals. It's cute how much this game means to Dundee fans. Barely registers  with us. 

Sorry manny but you guys only wish it does - we only give a shit about 2moro coz it should be a game we can get something from to get our season started at last...

You might aswell be Kilmarnock or County as far as I'm concerned anyway

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No, honestly - you even manage to make a post saying 'Haha' dull enough to make self harming tempting
&
Tbh you're only not the biggest throbber on here because tibbermoretwat is just so much more of a fud
 
Thank you


Haha.
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Haha.


I reply to texts and things with haha quite a lot. Or even hahaha. I can't bring myself to say LOL or use an emoji. Unless it's an emoji of the devils horns to illustrate that I am looking forward to something.

Thank you.
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13 minutes ago, K.T said:

 


I reply to texts and things with haha quite a lot. Or even hahaha. I can't bring myself to say LOL or use an emoji. Unless it's an emoji of the devils horns to illustrate that I am looking forward to something.

 


Thank you.

Thing is tho Kid, I could easily see you genuinely laughing along - RG manages to make me think of Theresa May trying to be down with the kids...

 

or Stephen Hawkings voice synthesizer gone wrong

 

Thank you

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Thing is tho Kid, I could easily see you genuinely laughing along - RG manages to make me think of Theresa May trying to be down with the kids...
 
or Stephen Hawkings voice synthesizer gone wrong
 
Thank you


Lol.
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42 minutes ago, K.T said:

 


I reply to texts and things with haha quite a lot. Or even hahaha. I can't bring myself to say LOL or use an emoji. Unless it's an emoji of the devils horns to illustrate that I am looking forward to something.

Thank you.

Or this guy actually...

 

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8 hours ago, Kyle said:

I'm partaking in deetv tomorrow as I'm currently in Jamaica.  Looking forward to hearing the beeling Dee commentator when we score our goals. It's cute how much this game means to Dundee fans. Barely registers  with us. 

But yet has to watch it on Deetv in Jamaica. Keep trying to kid yourself Fermer!

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But yet has to watch it on Deetv in Jamaica. Keep trying to kid yourself Fermer!


So a Saints fan is only watching a Saints game because he's obsessed with Dundee?
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I've forgotten what 3 points feels like.


You'll remember by five o'clock, horrific feeling about this game, one of these ones where I'm feeling flat about it, which usually seems to end with us putting in a half arsed effort
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