The Worst Posters in P&B History (2017 Edition)

[Shandon Par]

11 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said:

Cycling is never the answer.   

What if the question is "For which activity does PB 4.2 reserve his greatest level of scorn and contempt?".  

[supermik]

42 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

 

There is always the alternative

 

 

He could always try to deliver things by hand. Maybe even get Grimbo to give him a hand.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I mean, he might be called Keith G. Young, but I'm doubtful.

That is correct

[welshbairn]

1 minute ago, keithgy said:

That is correct

Waffenthinmint alert, Boss emails imminent, delete delete!

[ayrmad]

1 hour ago, NotThePars said:

This is bigger than when I found itzdrk was called Derek and wasn't simply commenting on how light it was outside.

I used to annoy him regularly with that.

[Knightswood Jag]

1 hour ago, Believe The Hype said:

More to the point what kind of baby looks like a Keith ?

This one. 

[Alan Stubbs]

4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Regarding posting styles, a friendly reminder that in the thread about Skidmarksgate that @Alan Stubbs made the best post in P&B history when he found the phrase "alki junkie"

Getting myself involved in that absolute freak show was in many ways, a serious low point in life.

When you speculatively stick something into the search bar and it comes up with one post though 

[RandomGuy.]

That is correct

^ changed his name so it's suits his username, IMO

[Dindeleux]

3 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

I'm certainly getting it tight from the brainiacs this morning.

First Throbber then Dindeluex,  waiting for Philpy to wade in next to complete the set.

You can't even spell my name right.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

3 minutes ago, Dindeleux said:

You can't even spell my name right.

Thats because I usually skip past your posts. 

[Dindeleux]

Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Thats because I usually skip past your posts. 

[Mark Connolly]

So who is tied with Keith G Young?

Are we being kept in suspense, or is it actually Miguel himself and he's hoping we will forget it was a tie by the time he posts the next one?

[Fide]

2 hours ago, keithgy said:

That is correct

Quite frankly, I'm disgusted.

[Miguel Sanchez]

Also tied at 30 with 9 points and one first place vote is another moderator. Sort of. In the summer of 2016 a later-banned poster still to feature on this list made a post about a thing and was rightly pulled up for it. Since the poster in question was a complete welt it's of no surprise and of significant credit to the P&B community that this was brought up on every possible occasion.
 

Using the flimsiest possible attempt at plausible deniability I've ever seen the poster in question pulled a (S)weeperDee, interestingly another poster dogged by claims of the transgression in question, and ran greeting to the mods. One mod in particular acted with extreme prejudice towards the burgeoning movement against the P&B collective.
 

The Beast Chat.

Keep pushing.

And so, a legend was born.

It's hard to say what prompted this once non-descript moderator to go postal on General Nonsense and start banning otherwise harmless posters for a single incident. Given the leeway afforded to magee and his hundred aliases you'd think long-standing members would be afforded a similar amount of consideration but no, he'd decided that anyone who said the word beast was out and that was that.
 

Your words:

"ex mod c**t with a trumped up sense of superiority. The John Collins of P&B. Completely irrelevant."

"A horrible person and bad poster in general."

As much as Keith G. Young represents much of the moderation of P&B as a concept, good and bad, there can be no doubt that the poster here embodied all of the bad. Largely irrelevant before going on an arbitrarily decided banning spree, seemingly at the behest of a widely reviled walloper who had done nothing to deserve any sort of benefit of the doubt himself. I'm sure we're all glad he's gone, but you voted @Nizzy here, so history bore documentation. It's also worth noting that several Partick Thistle fans voted for him, and when tagging him I found the user @Nizzy is a dick. Make of that what you will.

[gkneil]

As well as a great read, some Bert and Ernie photos and gifs always lead me back to this masterpiece.

[D.A.F.C]

Dirty Sanchez.

[Jmothecat2]

I've more questions than answers reading that. Who was the poster with the original transgression? What was that transgression? Who was the poster who complained to Nizzy? Who did Nizzy ban?

[Rugster]

1 minute ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I've more questions than answers reading that. Who was the poster with the original transgression? What was that transgression? Who was the poster who complained to Nizzy? Who did Nizzy ban?

Keep pushing

[PB 4.2]

5 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I always thought it was supposed to be Keithguy but he missed out the 'u'.

 

5 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said:

Is his real name Keith?

 

15 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I've more questions than answers reading that. Who was the poster with the original transgression? What was that transgression? Who was the poster who complained to Nizzy? Who did Nizzy ban?

Sir, you'd make the world's worst detective.   

[Miguel Sanchez]

21 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I've more questions than answers reading that. Who was the poster with the original transgression? What was that transgression? Who was the poster who complained to Nizzy? Who did Nizzy ban?

Oh, right enough. Someone posted a picture of a girl for some reason, Tedi said "wid" and was widely criticised because she appeared quite young. This is where beast entered the popular P&B vernacular, something else which I'm sure you're completely unaware of. Then came the beast chat thread where Nizzy threatened "Keep pushing," several pushed, and that was that. From what I remember Mozza, Fudge, the_saints_are_coming and Deeboy all got the bullet for some reason related to it, although Fudge's wasn't because of Tedi. Appalling conduct all round, really.

Now pay more attention you utter cretin.