John Lambies Doos Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 This thread has too much seethe, meltdowns and resignations for my liking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Get this thread to chernobyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Boostin' makes me think of an addict living in a bedsit just off Leith Walk who enjoys watching daytime telly and pornhub during the adverts. I'm sure he's got some bad points as well though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 THE C UNT'S C UNTS #2 [mention=56587]Elixir[/mention] "Charity bet avoiding shitebag" Viking ton cheated me out of a charity bet too funnily enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 1, 2017 THE C UNT'S C UNTS #3 We've seen Rudolph Hucker listed already. The ability to be so bad at P&B that you have a dedicated dotter dishing out deserved reds to everything you post deserves recognition and the issue of dotting will come up several times throughout our list. You might think that to actively seek out a person's posts to dot them - red or green - is more worthy of criticism, but not when a poster is as bad as... @SweeperDee "watched his dad get battered, went through a cod psychology phase and generally comes across as a whiny wee wet blanket." "Watched his da get a doing." "snivelling weed that watched his dad get battered whilst hiding in a bush, all because his father never took him to the city to see a marching band...quite possibly" (S)weeperDee currently sits at an entirely deserved -1,200 reputation score. While much of this has historically been a result of the frankly heroic @tbone stag, there has been plenty of fare for the rest of P&B to pile on. Did you know that he saw Donnie Darko once? Did you know that he studied psychology at university? Of course you do, because of the amount of opportunities he takes to bring it up when nobody want or asks for it. This in itself wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't such a bleating shitebag - the late Fudge no longer posts on P&B for no reason at all, but you can trace it to (S)weeperDee. As you can probably tell from the quotes about (S)weeperDee here though there's something more recent. One of those defining moments in P&B's modern history, the sort of thing which you know as you see it will persists for years to come. In the 2015-16 season, Dundee played Rangers at Ibrox in a Scottish Cup quarter-final. Dundee got scudded 4-0, but this wasn't the worst Dee beating to come on that fateful day, in fact it wasn't the worst Dee reaction to seeing some **** out and about. A few hours after the match had finished an incandescent (S)weeperDee appeared ranting and raving about animals, about Rangers fans who set about his dad at a train station. He was simply raging, and he'd batter them if they were with him now. When it was pointed out that this rage would have been better directed to the **** AS THE BEATING WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, no. Not how it works, apparently. Straight on the phone to the polis, straight on to P&B with the impotent rage, absolutely no support for Da (S)weeper as he's getting the shit kicked out him. Some embarrassing pictures of a pair of jeans and trainers followed with what looked like pakora sauce spilled on them, alleging blood spilled on his person. Quite where the blood could have come from I don't know, given his apparent lack of direct involvement with the incident. If you'd like to read these events as they unfolded in real time then erm, tough. You can't. In classic (S)weeperDee fashion some crying to the mods has presumably happened as the thread is nowhere to be seen. While P&B's greatest villains have often persisted through appalling posting, even the truly cretinous like 8Mile have survived by taking ownership of what they've done. The older heads amongst us will be able to remember more of (S)weeperDee's performances than watching his dad get leathered and will hopefully share them here, but few recent events have been as high profile and have summed up a poster as well as this one. I hope you get to read this before a full DSM-IV diagnosis of the trauma (S)weeperDee suffered, or indeed before it mysteriously disappears. 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Harsh, etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 15 hours ago, Boostin' Kev said: You're not happy about that Lafferty joke are you? Had that down as a comment rather than a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I can't help but feel sorry for SweeperDee, the aftermath was way OTT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Of him or his dad? If you put it that way, both 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Why did his old man get what sounds like a proper kicking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Why did his old man get what sounds like a proper kicking? Probably being a mouthy Dee b*****d. But wasn't assisted by the young team hiding in bushes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 It's worth pointing out that sweeperdee was a whiny wee bitch well before #pakoragate Him and eoin doyle on the depression thread were a sight to behold. He also drinks cocktails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I believe Tree House Tam witnessed this event so can maybe give some details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Can't find the picture but found this... On 3/5/2016 at 18:52, DonnieDarko said: If anyone wants to own up to my dad and his pals battering near Dundee station and malmaison that would be grand. Bunch of wannabe weegie c***s Man. I fucking hate you, you bunch of ugly fucks. Big tallish guy wearing a red jacket. Own up and take the battering you deserve you lanky streak of pish Why didn't sweeper give him the battering he deserved there and then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: I believe Tree House Tam witnessed this event so can maybe give some details. I most certainly can but it's old ground. It cheered me up at the time and it was most certainly not pakora sauce. A couple of the **** were big laddies but they were well outnumbered and quite easily could've been sorted out. Was a bit of a minter for the Dundee lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Snivelling weed [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: It's worth pointing out that sweeperdee was a whiny wee bitch well before #pakoragate Him and eoin doyle on the depression thread were a sight to behold. He also drinks cocktails. Toilet duck and Red Kola isnt really a cocktail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, tree house tam said: A couple of the **** were big laddies but they were well outnumbered and quite easily could've been sorted out. Ehhhhhhhhh, Not the scene I'd imagined, oh SweeperDee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Why didn't sweeper give him the battering he deserved there and then? Because he's a FUCKING SHITEBAG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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