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Wayne Rooney Arrested for Drinking & Driving


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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I was promised access to those maidens if I did God's work.

 

1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

Aye, he's a right vengeful c**t right enough.

Makes you wonder what sins the maidens have committed.

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I now fully expect his brief to plead for Rooney not to lose his licence, "because he's a well-known figure and would suffer great inconvenience if he had to use public transport." Hopefully the judge will be a Liverpool supporter and will tell him, "You're also a multi millionaire. Get a fucking taxi!"

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