Waspy Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Posted on her Instagram account today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 She is actually going to break the actual internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 My gardener has been a bit hard to get hold of recently. I wonder if Liz would come and do some weeding and water the plants for me? Would give her a decent rate and make her a cup of tea too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Wait for her make up to wash off in a downpour and the wrinkly old trout to appear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: I'd ride that until the fire brigade had to remove me from her corpse. I admire your commitment, I've not met a burd that sooner or later I've got bored of sawing in half. I reckon if I was shagging Kylie Minogue I'd get bored after a while and wonder what her sister was like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, chomp my root said: I admire your commitment, I've not met a burd that sooner or later I've got bored of sawing in half. I reckon if I was shagging Kylie Minogue I'd get bored after a while and wonder what her sister was like. There's a man with experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 There's a man with experience. User name is the give away...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 3 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said: OK. You got me, I zoomed in Stroke that pussy (Then turn to Liz) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, chomp my root said: I admire your commitment, I've not met a burd that sooner or later I've got bored of sawing in half. I reckon if I was shagging Kylie Minogue I'd get bored after a while and wonder what her sister was like. Old joke. A ned and Kylie Minogue are sole survivors from a plane crash. They end up on a desert island full of fruit trees and a herd of pigs, he builds a hut, brews alcohol, she cooks and makes a beautiful home. They shag each other rotten and are blissfully happy. After a year or so she thinks he's looking a bit down and asks if there's anything she could do to cheer him up. It's silly, he say's, but would you mind shaving your head, putting on my jeans and t-shirt and walking along the beach? Well. ok I suppose, if it helps. So she does it and starts walking along the beach. He runs after her and shouts "Hey, you won't believe who I've been shagging, fucking Kylie Minogue! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, TAJ said: There's a man with experience. All ancient history unfortunately, I wouldn't know what to do with a bit of strange now. Until the alzheimer's kicks in I'll still have my memories though, I did give BP a run for their money in the pipe laying department.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 Old joke. A ned and Kylie Minogue are sole survivors from a plane crash. They end up on a desert island full of fruit trees and a herd of pigs, he builds a hut, brews alcohol, she cooks and makes a beautiful home. They shag each other rotten and are blissfully happy. After a year or so she thinks he's looking a bit down and asks if there's anything she could do to cheer him up. It's silly, he say's, but would you mind shaving your head, putting on my jeans and t-shirt and walking along the beach? Well. ok I suppose, if it helps. So she does it and starts walking along the beach. He runs after her and shouts "Hey, you won't believe who I've been shagging, fucking Kylie Minogue! Old one definitely. Funny-yesJoke thread for this mildly amusing pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Old joke. A ned and Kylie Minogue are sole survivors from a plane crash. They end up on a desert island full of fruit trees and a herd of pigs, he builds a hut, brews alcohol, she cooks and makes a beautiful home. They shag each other rotten and are blissfully happy. After a year or so she thinks he's looking a bit down and asks if there's anything she could do to cheer him up. It's silly, he say's, but would you mind shaving your head, putting on my jeans and t-shirt and walking along the beach? Well. ok I suppose, if it helps. So she does it and starts walking along the beach. He runs after her and shouts "Hey, you won't believe who I've been shagging, fucking Kylie Minogue! Aye, I've heard a variation of it, and in fairness, half the fun of shagging Kylie (or any celeb) would be boasting about it to your pals, or work mates or random strangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, chomp my root said: All ancient history unfortunately, I wouldn't know what to do with a bit of strange now. Until the alzheimer's kicks in I'll still have my memories though, I did give BP a run for their money in the pipe laying department.. I know the feeling ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 minute ago, TAJ said: I know the feeling ... Luckily I wasn't fussy, there weren't any supermodels in my trophy cabinet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Plane crashes everyone dies apart from you and Kylie plus beer making equipment and stuff to live off. Id be feeling lucky enough tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Plane crashes everyone dies apart from you and Kylie plus beer making equipment and stuff to live off. Id be feeling lucky enough tbh. If Carlsberg did fantasies..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Back on topic...Liz Hurley though...Wid, wid, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 Back on topic...Liz Hurley though...Wid, wid, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Posted on her Instagram account today She is fucking ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Standing by for all kinds of P&B shitstorms but would it be rude to suggest that Liz > Judith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.