TheMessiah Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Our team makes me quite moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Our team makes me quite moist. Our team also has the same effect on D.A.F.C, with the amount of knicker wetting he/she did during preseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 Bowling clubs. Slopes. Just cannot even begin to get worked up over such things. Maybe I'm not mental after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Piracy said: Bowling clubs. Slopes. Just cannot even begin to get worked up over such things. Maybe I'm not mental after all. Reported for racism and bowlsism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Reported for reportism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 27 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Reported for reportism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 21 hours ago, TheMessiah said: Our team makes me quite moist. Ashcroft's a tank, Clark scores for fun, Smith is the next Dalgleish, McManus hates Falkirk, Murdoch is a baldy beaut...awk, the list goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottylintonstowel Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Don't know if anyone else noticed but the Dunfermline web site is saying that Dumbartons biggest win over Dunfermline was 45-1 in 1938. This is of course a misprint. Dumbarton only won 44-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Well that's ok then. Perfectly respectable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 9 hours ago, DAFC. said: Ashcroft's a tank, Clark scores for fun, Smith is the next Dalgleish, McManus hates Falkirk, Murdoch is a baldy beaut...awk, the list goes on. You forgot about Nat Wedderburn being the strongest and sexiest man alive, who throws Rovers and Falkirk players about for fun and got Lee Miller sent off despite trying to eat his elbow. Cardle who has managed to cut inside and score for the best part of a decade without being found out, as well as being a Falkirk skelper. Higgy who went to the dark side, came to the light, terrorised the Rovers and made Mark Kerr a seething mess. Ryan Williamson who proves that giraffes can play football and routinely proves the bed-wtter wrong. Honourable mentions to: Jason Talbot - for sexiness and destruction. Calum Morris - for sexiness. Dene Shiels - for bringing balance to the force. It would take another post to fully justify AJ's role as both hard-nosed, well drilled manager and Hugh Hefner-esque marshalling of such a large group of sensationally sexy people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P475 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 The Pars road show is going to turn up in Dumbarton, drink the beer, eat the scran, give you all orgasms just by looking at us, take our three points and head back to Fife leaving you all feeling raped, pillaged, but panting for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A team with hunch back McManus in it can't claim to be sexy. Craig Barr is the bench mark for all men and none of your 6/10's get close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 10 hours ago, TheMessiah said: You forgot about Nat Wedderburn being the strongest and sexiest man alive, who throws Rovers and Falkirk players about for fun and got Lee Miller sent off despite trying to eat his elbow. Cardle who has managed to cut inside and score for the best part of a decade without being found out, as well as being a Falkirk skelper. Higgy who went to the dark side, came to the light, terrorised the Rovers and made Mark Kerr a seething mess. Ryan Williamson who proves that giraffes can play football and routinely proves the bed-wtter wrong. Honourable mentions to: Jason Talbot - for sexiness and destruction. Calum Morris - for sexiness. Dene Shiels - for bringing balance to the force. It would take another post to fully justify AJ's role as both hard-nosed, well drilled manager and Hugh Hefner-esque marshalling of such a large group of sensationally sexy people. Looks like Stevie wasn't playing mind games, and we won't have a striker signed up for this one. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Raith and Falkirk have conclusively proved that trying to put three men on Mr Wedderburn is pointless. He looks like he skipped preseason training to concentrate on bench pressing the team bus. In 30-odd years watching The Pars I've never seen anything like it. Having Nicky Clark available if required is handy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Good Ol' Barry Cook taking charge of this one. Enjoy your 3 points, Pars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Have to concede that Barr is fairly handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 He won't be so handsome after a Talbot boot to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbartonTheSons Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 He won't be so handsome after a Talbot boot to the face. Even that wouldn't reduce his handsomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, DumbartonTheSons said: Even that wouldn't reduce his handsomeness. I think we need a Championship style thread. There are a few people who are crying out to be praised or pilloried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimistic Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Surely Stevie could get a trialist in? Dougie hill would skelp Talbot in a heartbeat, scummy little git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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