pub car king Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 You know the drill, what boils your piss in a shop. Mine are the absolute fuckstains on humanity who have no idea how a self serve check out works or that its aim is for people with a minimal amount of items to quickly scan them, pay and be on their way without queeing for ages at a regular checkout. Examples include. The (invariably) fat fucks with a trolley stacked full of Pringles and full fat everything trying to scan it all through. People who scan it all through put it on the scales and eventually work out how to pay before fucking around for another 5 minutes realising they have to put it all into a bag. The elderly. Please rant away about the afore mentioned c***s that ruin something as simple as buying a pint of milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 People who think they're smart because they turn the volume down on self-service checkouts, ensuring the people responsible for them are less likely to be alerted should anything go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Missus had a wee bit of dosh burning a hole in her pocket they other day (thanks to her gran croaking). Decided on a new ring. The shop lady was so helpful, bringing out sweets, offering prosecco etc. When missus decided the one she liked most was by far the cheapest of the ones she'd asked to look at the shop lady couldn't contain her rage. Quite funny seeing the helpful smile vanish and her having a wee tantrum at only selling a cheaper item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Two teenagers at the checkout with a £1 bag of sweets each and they have to pay separately. With a card. Worse still if they pay cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 c***s in Lidl and Aldi who have a trolley load of shopping and decide to pack their bags at the checkout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 When you behind folk walking out of a shop and they suddenly stop to have a chat with their pal beside them or look at their phone in what can only be described as the bottleneck that is the exit. Shop doorways are not the place to stop and decide where you will go and pollute next or update FB on your trip into town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Folk who immediately stop to read their receipt at the end of the checkout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Stupid bints like this........... ................who can't put their handbag down. They stand and empty the trolley with one hand, scan with one hand and refill the trolley with one hand, in the meantime showing everyone what a massive c**t they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I stopped using asda and went for online due to being stuck behind dittery fuckwits taking three hours to chose a yoghurt. Also fat mums standing around blocking aisles talking to each other. Online is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Pretty much everyone else in the shop. If I'm in long enough, it's only a matter of time before they'll all f**k me off in one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Also fuckwits who only use the petrol pumps at the side closest to the petrol flap instead of reaching it across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Salesmen who start calling you sir as soon as they get a whiff of a sale. Oh yes yes sir I'll tell you what sir we can do that for you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Maybe it is you who is the c**t. Hth No doubt about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I could spend the rest of my life posting in this thread. I shall return when I have time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: c***s that stand at the door of a shop on the way out trying to sell you something. Double glazing for example. Aye nae bother mate, I've just popped in for a loaf, a pinto of milk and £25k of windows. If I had a mansion that required £25,000 worth of windows, I'd have staff to get my loaves and pints of milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 c***s who stand too close behind you at checkouts. c***s who start loading onto the conveyor belt at the back of you even though you haven't finished emptying the trolley.Lazy c***s who can't return trolleys.Arsehole parkingOverzealous check out staff who want to know what you're doing.Shandon Par. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I'm surprised the "pinto" issue hasn't been raised. I'm certainly not going to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Also fuckwits who only use the petrol pumps at the side closest to the petrol flap instead of reaching it across. That usually leaves the other side free for you to get in that bit quicker. Unless you're actually one of the fuckwits who only use the petrol pumps at the side closest to the petrol flap instead of reaching it across that you're complaining about? Fair play if you are, getting all ragey with yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Just now, salmonbuddie said: That usually leaves the other side free for you to get in that bit quicker. Unless you're actually one of the fuckwits who only use the petrol pumps at the side closest to the petrol flap instead of reaching it across that you're complaining about? Fair play if you are, getting all ragey with yourself. Good point. Same as posters complaining about people queuing early at the gate for flights. Means you have more room to relax at the bar and clear warning when it's time to board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 c***s with no spacial awareness. They park their trolleys on one side of the aisle, then block the other side as they stand and stare at the goodies on offer. People who let their free-range hell spawn run around screaming and getting in my way. Anyone who gets in my way. People who think shopping is a social event rather than a fast-paced military style operation. People who wait until they get to the counter before asking their kids what they want. The high school brat that sometimes works the check-out and thinks it's justfuckinghi-larious to talk to me in a Dick Van Dyke style cockney accent even though I've told him not to. People who let their kids operate the self-service check out. People in shops basically. c***s every last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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