HoBNob Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 You silly sausage. The last time we beat Falkirk we were lifting the trophy for this division! You been here for that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, Grant228 said: You silly sausage. The last time we beat Falkirk we were lifting the trophy for this division! You been here for that long? No sane Falkirk fan was there to witness it. Didn't happen IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuperman01 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Hippo a doubt for this game according to a few social media outlets. Queue the Pars meltdown on P&B and accusations oh Hippo being a sh1tebag. Predictable Pars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stuperman01 said: Hippo a doubt for this game according to a few social media outlets. Queue the Pars meltdown on P&B and accusations oh Hippo being a sh1tebag. Predictable Pars. Hipposhitebag. At least have the decency to do the half time draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee_bairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Another Pars stunner, Barbara Dickson.. The Bairns are, down, they're grasping for the ropes but the knees have gone, there's no coming back from this one. She's got a bigger Michael Finnegan than Shere Khan, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 No sane Falkirk fan was there to witness it. Didn't happen IMO. Outwith the obvious one of the funniest things that day was Pressley waving at the Pars fans when we asked for a song or somesort, good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 hour ago, ShaggerG said: She's Dutch. Not sure the rest of that rhyme scans here TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebobsboy Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Believe The Hype said: Any team news from Falkirk ? I seen sibbald played in a bounce game against Edinburgh uni. Muirhead back from suspension as well. Any idea how Loys fitness is if he has been in full training ? Muirhead will be back from suspension at right back, could be any centre half pairing from Grant, Watson, or Gasparotto, Hippolyte apparently struggling which should see the return of Sibbald, Loy doesn't look fit but he was carrying an injury. I'd expect Austin to start with either Loy, O'Hara or Shepherd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Classic shitebaggery from Hippolyte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBlueArmy1876 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Hippo to watch the game from the front row of the Norrie and go absolutely tonto when we score. Some boi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'll see yer Barbara Dickson and raise you a Ruth Connell. Bairns win. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Hippo is struggling.... Yer sum boi Houstie. The seethe when he wins a penalty then backflips along the full length of the Norrie will likely see the game abandoned. After the week John Beaton's had, I think the chances of either side getting a penalty or red card are practically nil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, Dennistoun Bairn said: I'll see yer Barbara Dickson and raise you a Ruth Connell. Bairns win. Again. I see your Ruth and raise you Rosyth's finest, Ms Skin Diamond: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 ^^^^ granted, would be a tidy wing back, but as she's from California (no tan like that in Fife) - Inelligible player. Pars deducted 3 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dennistoun Bairn said: ^^^^ granted, would be a tidy wing back, but as she's from California (no tan like that in Fife) - Inelligible player. Pars deducted 3 points. She qualifies for us on the residency rule. Moved to Dunfermline as kid and left when she was 19. Her dad was in Balamory too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Star-Par Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Can confirm she's a Fifer. Daughter of 'Spencer the Painter' from children's hit series Balamory also weirdly. Beat me to it. Can't believe I'm the sloppy seconds in a thread discussing a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 She qualifies for us on the residency rule. Moved to Dunfermline as kid and left when she was 19. Her dad was in Balamory too. Back in the early days of high school I was in this play called "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ". My friend was a big believer in the great sky fairy and I got about 4 weeks away from School in total just so I could pretend run away as a thief. Winner. Anyway Spencer from Balamory was there, called Rodd(nice bloke) and he was probably one of the most devout Christians there, found it bizarre when a friend had this pretty bizarre fetish type magazine and she had an article talking about growing up in Fife, can't imagine big Rodd was too keen. Sure he ended up as a bus driver eventually. I thought the play was absolutely pump but it got such good ticket sales it went to Glasgow where it had some performances at Kelvingrove Park, my favourite bit of the whole time was watching some extremely jaked glaswegian have an argument with a speaker during a scene where Jesus was on the cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 The residency rule...You mean ringers. Alrighty, I'll see your Linda Lovelace wannabe and raise you Naomi. She hung about with my wee sis before she was discovered, used to come up to Falkirk for weekends and hang out at The 'Nash. Therefore qualifies as a resident, albeit part-time, so will stick her on the bench. Next! PS don't even think of bringing Faye Fyfe into this. She must be about the only bid you've got left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Grant228 said: Back in the early days of high school I was in this play called "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ". My friend was a big believer in the great sky fairy and I got about 4 weeks away from School in total just so I could pretend run away as a thief. Winner. Anyway Spencer from Balamory was there, called Rodd(nice bloke) and he was probably one of the most devout Christians there, found it bizarre when a friend had this pretty bizarre fetish type magazine and she had an article talking about growing up in Fife, can't imagine big Rodd was too keen. Sure he ended up as a bus driver eventually. I thought the play was absolutely pump but it got such good ticket sales it went to Glasgow where it had some performances at Kelvingrove Park, my favourite bit of the whole time was watching some extremely jaked glaswegian have an argument with a speaker during a scene where Jesus was on the cross. He certainly did - was ferrying punters around the mean streets of Perth until recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Football again.... If Hippo is a worry then I am worried. Sibbald on the left will be fine I am sure but I can genuinely see Houston sticking Taiwo out on the right. Lack of pace killed us last season at EEP and it was the introduction of Hippo that Dunfermline couldnt handle. What game was that? I think Hippolyte came on in the second game and I don't necessarily think it was pace that killed us, it was the players having an absolute headagone, losing our best defender and goalkeeper and subsequently losing a man(correctly) to a red card. Falkirk fans seem obsessed with the idea of pace, regardless if the player is a cracking player or not. The best performances against us last year from Falkirk were from Craigan, Kerr, Miller and Baird. None of whom are particularly rapid. I'd far rather play against Hippolyte than Craigan, really rate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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