The Saintee Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Shame it's in Gaelic. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Here lies the poster Throbber He came across as a massive dobber One day here was here, the next he was gone Wathenthinmint is Bible John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 20 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: WTM has been very quiet recently? Yeah, no lassies have been murdered after going to the dancin' at the Barras for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Check out the low prices at gravestones.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Don't know what I'll post on here but on the last day I'll be having Cheerios for my breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Here lies Tony. Only joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Paranoid Android. Buried alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Paranoid Android. Buried alive. Let down & hanging around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 28 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Paranoid Android. Buried alive. Neither fitter, healthier nor more productive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Like a cat in a bag Tied to a stick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 "f**k THE MODS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'd like to be catapulted when I'm dead. Or thrown off a castle like the cows flung by the mad French knights in Monty Python's Holy Grail.I might start a Crowdfunder to arrange it next time I'm feeling a bit poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 I'm on nightshift and get home at about 4am meaning I'm well out for the count when the missus gets up in the morning so I've been using the 'schedule message' function on my phone meaning I can text her before I go to bed and delay the message getting sent until she gets up in the morning to avoid her getting woken up by a ping. I've told a few folk about this feature and no-one seems aware that you can do this. Anyhow, if I knew when I was going to snuff it I'd send a shitload of delayed messages to people after I'd gone to freak them right out. Possibly schedule it to be sent to mates during my funeral saying 'Stop crying you fucking p***k'. In fact I'd probably be better saying 'Start crying you fucking p***k'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Never mind yer pish patter..... What do you send to the wife? More pish patter usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Its ok you can tell me. Is it a gushy love note? Nothing worse than folk that crack on that they dont love their wives. Its all bullshit. Dont be ashamed. I would suggest being sewn lips first to the back of a human centipede while someone walks behind you repeatedly kicking you in the balls would be worse than people who said they don't love their wives. Wait, where did I insinuate that anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: You didnt, I was just worried that you maybe felt you couldnt reveal the contents of your delayed love letter because of some misguided macho pride type thing. Eta.... Your first statement is correct, but seems quite extreme. It was the only thing that I could think of that is worse than those types of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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