BFTD Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Death. Death is coming. For you, you, and even you, sir. Sorry, madam. Eventually, you'll make a comment here that will be your last, so it's time to consider how you'd like to be remembered by your brethren in Scottish football, before you have more pressing concerns (like that pressing sensation on your chest). We've already lost P&B luminaries such as Tam McB, Dee Dee, that Partick? fan who committed suicide, and heaven knows how many more at the hands of WaffenThinMint - will you be next? Leave us your pre-mortem thoughts about yourself so we can remember you as you intended. Please note: this is a very serious thread concerning serious matters. Thank you for your understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 you didn't put SRS in the topic title so it's not officially a serious topic. Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'd like a funny gravestone. Here's a few of my favourites (no idea if they're actually real or not)... Here lies the body of Jonathan Mound, Lost at sea and never found ........ Here lies the body of Lester Moore, 4 slugs from a colt 44 No Les, No Moore ----- Here lies the body of Annie Mann She lived an old maid, and died an old Mann ---- This last one is real, on a gravestone in Montreal. I'd like an acrostic gravestone to give a secret "f**k You" from beyond the grave to all the people who have crossed me in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'd like to think that my last post will be li Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'd like to take the time to thank all the posters whose contributions to this forum I've enjoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 People will still be trying to work out how to say my username and/or getting the meaning wrong. Although I did like izadick hopefully remembered along the terms of that word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 People will still be trying to work out how to say my username and/or getting the meaning wrong. Although I did like izadick hopefully remembered along the terms of that word. I'll remember you as the Dr Evil of Somerset Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Appreciate it. I wouldn't hold your breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: I wouldn't hold your breath. He didn't ask you to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 There will be a full mult-denominational religious service for @Jimmy85 I know he'd appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 If I were to be buried I would like a motion sensor fitted to my gravestone. Thus when neds come to disturb my rest by drinking buckfast/sniffing glue/shagging a skank the sensor would trigger an automatic ghostly noise and a pair of fake hands would emerge from the ground Carrie style.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 A suitable epitaph for one of our contributors? Here lies the body of our Biggie, He didn't die from smoking ciggies, He was mauled to death in fact, So good people, don't forget to feed your cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I'll remember you as the Dr Evil of Somerset Park. Raising my pinky to you rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 58 minutes ago, Romeo said: There will be a full mult-denominational religious service for @Jimmy85 I know he'd appreciate that. I wont be sble to attend as i will be wildly celebrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Romeo said: There will be a full mult-denominational religious service for @Jimmy85 I know he'd appreciate that. We should recruit WTM to attend the funeral with a chainsaw, attacking the coffin and slicing up Jimmy with blood splashing over his loved ones on the front row, then torching the place. It's what he would have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 WTM has been very quiet recently? So has Slayer_X (working, apparently). I assume me noticing this will mean my days are numbered. I'd like to be remembered....that's it, I'd just like to be remembered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Feed me to the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Spike Milligan's grave stone is quite good...... 'I told you I was ill' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Spike Milligan's grave stone is quite good...... 'I told you I was ill' Shame it's in Gaelic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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