??? Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Looking for some help here guys I have pigeons on my veranda. They have been nesting but I moved all the eggs and cleaned the veranda. I am on the 2nd floor of a 3 storey block. The ceiling on the veranda is obviously concrete. I am looking to hang a net over the veranda to prevent these fuckers returning. Looking for advice on what to do here, would I drill hooks into the ceiling and hang from there with tie wraps at the bottom to secure the space? Any P&Bers had this issue and if so any help or tips. I am saving for a house before anycunt says buy a house lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Looking for some help here guys I have pigeons on my veranda. They have been nesting but I moved all the eggs and cleaned the veranda. I am on the 2nd floor of a 3 storey block. The ceiling on the veranda is obviously concrete. I am looking to hang a net over the veranda to prevent these fuckers returning. Looking for advice on what to do here, would I drill hooks into the ceiling and hang from there with tie wraps at the bottom to secure the space? Any P&Bers had this issue and if so any help or tips. I am saving for a house before anycunt says buy a house lol. Do what Grimbo did and burn your whole house down, eliminating all animals in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Looking for some help here guys I have pigeons on my veranda. They have been nesting but I moved all the eggs and cleaned the veranda. I am on the 2nd floor of a 3 storey block. The ceiling on the veranda is obviously concrete. I am looking to hang a net over the veranda to prevent these fuckers returning. Looking for advice on what to do here, would I drill hooks into the ceiling and hang from there with tie wraps at the bottom to secure the space? Any P&Bers had this issue and if so any help or tips. I am saving for a house before anycunt says buy a house lol. Buy a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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welshbairn Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Buy one of these. £9.99. http://www.coopersofstortford.co.uk/src/gbase/coopers-of-stortford-falcon-bird-scarer-prodst10584i/?LGWCODE=10584;103993;5253&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn6bUtYW51QIVTbXtCh1pUw3SEAQYASABEgJjOPD_BwE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Moving eggs is a criminal offence and I have brought this to the attention of Police Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Moving eggs is a criminal offence and I have brought this to the attention of Police Scotland. Just as well PC McCabe doesn't post here anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 45 minutes ago, YER SISTERS YER MAW said: Just as well PC McCabe doesn't post here anymore. You think so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I'd go with the net. Catch them in it and bash in their tiny heads. Throw the dead pigeons at passing neds for the #bantz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I once saw a dead pigeon hanging from a set of those anti pigeon spikes. It was both a tragic and hilarious sight. Poor fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Moving eggs is a criminal offence and I have brought this to the attention of Police Scotland. What if you work in the grocery department in Sainsbury's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 The police special egg squad has been scrambled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Get these guys in. ETA, This not a picture of throbber, Weeper dee, Gunther and Shandon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 If you go out when it's just about dark then you should be able to just collect them all up as they won't fly. Bung them in the car and take them off somewhere else. They'll get the hint and won't come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just now, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: If you go out when it's just about dark then you should be able to just collect them all up as they won't fly. Bung them in the car and take them off somewhere else. They'll get the hint and won't come back. Maybe he could just explain to them, give them a weeks notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Did you ever consider the pigeons were there 1st and they are happy to accept there new neighbour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Looking for some help here guys I have pigeons on my veranda. They have been nesting but I moved all the eggs and cleaned the veranda. I am on the 2nd floor of a 3 storey block. The ceiling on the veranda is obviously concrete. I am looking to hang a net over the veranda to prevent these fuckers returning. Looking for advice on what to do here, would I drill hooks into the ceiling and hang from there with tie wraps at the bottom to secure the space? Any P&Bers had this issue and if so any help or tips. I am saving for a house before anycunt says buy a house lol. How many we talking? Would you beat them in a fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Get a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Or get one of these and a large bag of marbles.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe he could just explain to them, give them a weeks notice. They might start a coo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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