Pearbuyerbell Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 One of the best features of owning a nose is the ability to smell. Provided you're not taken in by meaningless idioms to spite your face, or snort cocaine, the nose needs very little attention, and since 1993 we've had the invention of the tissue. Which smell do you dig? Petrol - YES! Cut Grass - YES! Cannabis - NO! Wine - NO! New car smell - YES! Mustard - NO! Baked Bread - YES! Bacon - NO! ( I know) Cyclists - NO! Coffee- YES! Scented Candles - NO! Lynx Africa - YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Napalm in the morning - Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Peaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Fresh toast with butter and raspberry jam spread with a spoon. And heroin laced with Fentanyl sounds delicious according to Newsnight but I've no idea what it smells like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 The perfume counter at Debenhams - NO! The perfume counter at Boots - NO! Any shopping centre/street that contains a Lush store - NO! Unwashed minks who drench themselves in products from the above - NO! Unwashed minks who drench themselves in pish - NO! All of the above doused with bleach - YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Unwashed fanny - Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Unwashed fanny - Yes Fucking Celtic supporters eh? Whit they like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shades75 Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 New trainers - YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 a nice pair of sweaty feet (womens) and a just back from the gym fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted August 1, 2017 Author Share Posted August 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, Shades75 said: New trainers - YES. Yes, Yes, Yes. #airmax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shades75 Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Just now, Pearbuyerbell said: Yes, Yes, Yes. #airmax #adidas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Yer maw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Lynx Africa is an excellent choice. I got a gift set once from a family member that contained the aftershave as well #scenes. My brother received Lynx Voodoo, I suspect he wasn't well liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Chlorinated whole chicken in a can - yes (#takingbackcontrol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Your own brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 What's that soap shop, there is one in the Overgate , always smells wonderful passing there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Cerberus said: Unwashed fanny - Yes 6 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said: a nice pair of sweaty feet (womens) and a just back from the gym fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 The smell of my own farts. The lovely Edinburgh smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Smells can also trigger memories. If I smell Southern Comfort I hear the whole playlist from Euythmics Revenge album and am 17 and sitting in the Crown in Irvine with it blaring from the jukebox. It something I no longer drink but just a smell of it in a bar or at a party and something like Thorn In My Side is in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 What's the smell you get in old sheds? Bit hard to describe, but it's when you've got loads of old machinery and the like. Anyway, I'll choose that smell. And if anyone can bottle it up into an eau de cologne, I'd buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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