hellbhoy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: You're an oddball m8. Won't argue with that logic. Don't take things too seriously, no point really, life's too short. And this forum is mental on it's own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I'm guessing any religious guidance would fall under my remit. Every reputable newspaper usually chucks in a Thought for the Day - usually a spurious link between a recent news event and Jesus, e.g. "Watching Marin Cilic struggle with a blister against Roger Federer in the Wimbledon final bore many similarities to the anguish of Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane...." Or failing that, a quote from The Bible. I'll get the ball rolling with Ezekiel 23:19-21 Quote Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled PHWROARRRR. Eh Readers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 13 hours ago, J_Stewart said: Could standfree03 be brought back for a monthly column on his favourite jigsaw and P&B Alias? Standfree03 aka the black sheep of Perthshire should be discouraged from engaging with society at every opportunity, so he wouldn't be welcome. His outright ban from this website was a thing of absolute beauty, ranking, for me, alongside the death of Rangers F.C I have my phone alarm set for 12:03 everyday with message standfree03 banned. Doesn't matter if I'm golfing on the Kings course or traveling southbound on the A87. It provides me with a daily smirk and a reminder that I had the last laugh. And that's important to me in my full recovery from my divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 On that note - will there be a BRALT page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 We'd need a can you guess what it is yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Page 3 would be a pic of Judith, 49 From Edinburgh, shoehorned into a too-small outfit each day, looking like she has had a couple of gins and offering comment on the day's main events. "I think Trump is a trumpet" says Judith. "Better luck next year and Wimbledon Andy" etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Or failing that, a quote from The Bible. I'll get the ball rolling with Ezekiel 23:19-21 PHWROARRRR. Eh Readers? Pics or GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Space for a Wetherspoons correspondent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm guessing any religious guidance would fall under my remit. Every reputable newspaper usually chucks in a Thought for the Day - usually a spurious link between a recent news event and Jesus, e.g. "Watching Marin Cilic struggle with a blister against Roger Federer in the Wimbledon final bore many similarities to the anguish of Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane...." Or failing that, a quote from The Bible. I'll get the ball rolling with Ezekiel 23:19-21 PHWROARRRR. Eh Readers? I thought you made that up. Here's the King James version.. "paps" hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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