gkneil Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Need an investigative journalist too surely? Who are our top P&B sleuths uncovering the lies and fantasy on here?Deefiant interview required for the first edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Big Gus could be the feminism correspondent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Dating advice from cocktease expert XBL. Economics news brought to you by that famous professor a LSE Supras. Insurance advice special guest column from Grimbo. Home repairs editor Flybhoy Outdoor pursuits by Jupe. 1970's jokes from Gunther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Wisbit would need to be brought back for his in-depth science articles, starting with an explanation on why gravity doesn't exist, and we're all idiots for believing what "the experts" tell us, maaan. Also, investigative journalism on famous historical events, and how they never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Celeb gossip: Poet of the Macabre. Notes from his pillow-talk with Hayden Panettiere will be legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Jimmy is pretty good at Cross words. deefiant for small ads and classifieds editor Throbber as agony aunt Bambino for Sports Exclusives lichtie1888 as food correspondent clubbing correspondent welshbairn div as baldy, oligarch overseas owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Pearbuyerbell said: If P & B made a daily newspaper what would it feature? I'm looking for content and suggestions for personnel/employees. Title: I've offered 'The Daily Pie'. (Other names welcome) Suggestions for the following positions: Editor: Reporter: Page 3 girl: Political editor: Current affairs: Celeb gosip: TV reviews: Travel: Cartoons: LiamDFCAgony Aunt/Uncle: DA BaracusHoroscopes: Quiz/Crossword:Cardinal RichelieuNon-Old Firm Football: Old Firm tediousness: Monkey TennisAll other sports: DavisLoveIII What way would it differ from the current range of newsprint available ? You need a weather man/woman for taps aff or tits oot and also a legal section for the fannies going to court because they couldn't behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Deefiant should be in charge of the prize money for the competitions, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 If each club had its own reporter Rangers - Hellbhoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Shandon Par for fashion correspondent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Shandon Par for fashion correspondent Too far man, too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 I'd rather DIV wasn;t the editor. I love the work of Tynieness from a position of influence. Bobbyskidmarks would also make a fine editor imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Human interest stories - Random Guy Obits - Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 * This publication will feature absolutely no promotion of cycling, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Shandon Par for fashion correspondent Can he be trusted with this remit, he said the other week he had never worn slacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, bob the tank said: Can he be trusted with this remit, he said the other week he had never worn slacks... We can have a fashion correspondent. Shandon is employed on a 5-figure sum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Shandon may have bizarre taste in footwear, but has he ever worn green trousers? I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Big Gus could be the feminism correspondent. Big Gus might also be a fit for Food Critic based on his Pies of Scottish football grounds series. That would free up the Wimminz Correspondent position for oor resident ovary, banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Financial Advice - Deefiant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 50 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: If each club had its own reporter Rangers - Hellbhoy Shite fitbaw section - The Rangers fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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