Dindeleux Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I could do a piece on digital security and online fraud...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'd love some Daily Pie. I get monthly pie if I'm lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: I'd love some Daily Pie. I get monthly pie if I'm lucky. - Frustrated, San Francisco. A good opener for Auntie Throbber to get his teeth into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The_Kincardine for the Corrections & Clarifications column. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Travel; Shandon. Could get his Mrs to tell him all about the recent holiday he wasn't on for no reason at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Mozzamozza should be the undercover reporter. We all know he's back on here, but no-one can work out who he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Gardening @G_Man1985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Can I do a drink column Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'm well up for being fashion correspondent. Normski (you'd have to google him if you're not aged between about 38-40) had such a profound effect on me I always have a speech prepared for him in case he accosts me for his Dance Energy show. Bobby Skidmarks for celebrity gossip. I think his tale of meeting Roman Bednar buying sweets in Leith is just the tip of the iceberg. He didn't even consider that newsworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm well up for being fashion correspondent. Normski (you'd have to google him if you're not aged between about 38-40) had such a profound effect on me I always have a speech prepared for him in case he accosts me for his Dance Energy show. Bobby Skidmarks for celebrity gossip. I think his tale of meeting Roman Bednar buying sweets in Leith is just the tip of the iceberg. He didn't even consider that newsworthy. You could do the DIY (for mansions) column as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 32 minutes ago, Rugster said: You could do the DIY (for mansions) column as well. And housebreaking too. Locked myself out the other day. I'd just repaired/painted the front door/wall after having to stick it in recently but this time I managed to take a few deep breaths and came up with a genius solution to gain entry via the back door with some creative work with a broomhandle and hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 And housebreaking too. Locked myself out the other day. I'd just repaired/painted the front door/wall after having to stick it in recently but this time I managed to take a few deep breaths and came up with a genius solution to gain entry via the back door with some creative work with a broomhandle and hammer. "Shandon Reacts". A feature where normal folk write in with their innocuous problems (being locked out/losing keys, getting a nose bleed while out and about) and Shandon offers up his (no doubt over zealous) response for the person to consider. I forgot my Oyster card = kick the f**k out the barrier machine then just run the journey (I assume he done this when in London) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I managed to take a few deep breaths and came up with a genius solution to gain entry via the back door with some creative work with a broomhandle and hammer. Missus on her periods again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Could Philpy do a running feature on the emergency services? Would imagine he'd be ideal for the role what with his encyclopedic knowledge of sirens, their differentiations and their time of utilisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Surely a Food column with tips and recipes from 1320lichtie... Surely if you were going to get 1888Likkktie to do anything, it'd be a 'round the grounds' feature reporting on every professional stadium in the UK, seeing as he appears to support every second team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Philpys Paedo Watch - Keeping readers up to date with their whereabouts ( they're usually at the bar whilst he's sitting up the balls). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Health & Safety with Grim O'Grady. He will also do articles on Money Saving Tips and Barbecuing when required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Teen Boy Talk with Turboshandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Gunter/ Johnny Dapp would be the travel and TV correspondent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 This paper needs to find column space for Eddie Munster - whether medical analysis or relationship advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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