Lady Shapes with Alan Partridge

[Scary Bear]

http://www.petition.co.uk/lady-shapes-with-alan-partridge/

 

A worthwhile petition, I'm sure you'll agree. The most important programme never made.

 

On Facebook (you don't like where this is going, do you?) I notice a regular feature where people are photographed with their recent vehicle purchase. These beauts appeared on my timeline. The lady in question looks like the thing from Fantastic Four with a handbag.

 

The shape of human beings interests me. I have begun to notice people a lot more recently and we are a funny looking bunch. Similar to the horrific club photos thread, add photos of people who catch your attention with their odd looks.

 

 

[philpy]

That guy looks like Colin Montgomery has eaten Colin Montgomery.

[Scary Bear]

Watch Porn. Lots of boobies and lady shapes.

Hth

 

I've never seen a lady shape like her buying the motor doing porn. That would be interesting from a scientific point of view.

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Of all the TV ideas Partridge punted, the one I'd most like to see would be Jet from Gladiators hosting a millennium barn-dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Sadly, I'll have to wait another 983 years for it. 

[Gaz]

17 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Of all the TV ideas Partridge punted, the one I'd most like to see would be Jet from Gladiators hosting a millennium barn-dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Sadly, I'll have to wait another 983 years for it. 

Cancelled due to fears it would turn into an all-night rave.