ICTChris Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40605305 David Harris, 68, has been jailed for attempting to hire a hitman to murder his wife. Harris, a former producer of The Bill, wanted to pocket his wife's inheritance so he could build a new life with his lover, a 28 year old Lithuanian woman he met in a brothel. The plot failed when the men he approached to carry out the murder informed the police. Have any P&Bers ever tried to hire a hitman to kill their wife so they could elope with their prostitute mistress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 No, but if you want me to, I will x x x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Infuriating things your partner does thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 The young Lithuanian lassie is a wid, but not a "Murder your wife and spend 800k on her" wid, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share Posted July 14, 2017 His wife is standing by him and refused to give evidence for the prosecution.She's a keeper. My wife is still raging at me for stuff I did more than ten years ago, can't imagine what she'd say if I tried to have her killed so I could run away with a secret mistress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Doing it wrong. The whole point of a whore is it's pay as you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 How do you go about hiring a prostitute if you are just an every day lad who is wanting yer hole? Just picking one off the streets seems a little bit too seedy for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 How do you go about hiring a prostitute if you are just an every day lad who is wanting yer hole? Just picking one off the streets seems a little bit too seedy for my liking. At least add "asking for a mate" throbber! Jesus man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, throbber said: How do you go about hiring a prostitute if you are just an every day lad who is wanting yer hole? Just picking one off the streets seems a little bit too seedy for my liking. Always keep in mind that only AdultWork as prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 What was the website that was posted here ages ago where old men in Dundee were asking teenagers to meet up for hand jobs in Tesco Kingsway (asking for a friend?) (Throbber) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: How do you go about hiring a prostitute if you are just an every day lad who is wanting yer hole? Just picking one off the streets seems a little bit too seedy for my liking. The whole thing seems seedy, even with those professional escorts you hear about. In all the times in my life i've been wanting my hole, which sadly there have been many, i can honestly say that i've never once considered paying for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I've never seriously considered paying for it, i just don't know how one would go about finding such a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Imagine living in Leith and not being able to find a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Imagine living in Leith and not being able to find a prostitute. I don't want one of the cheap and old ones who hang around down near the Marksman after hours, I at least want a little bit of reasonable conversation afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share Posted July 14, 2017 39 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Did you sleep with a whore 10 years ago Chris? If only. Throbber, the convicted man in this case met his mistress in a brothel - you must've clocked some of the shady establishments around Leith and Edinburgh that offer this kind of, ahem, service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: The whole thing seems seedy, even with those professional escorts you hear about. In all the times in my life i've been wanting my hole, which sadly there have been many, i can honestly say that i've never once considered paying for it. Ditto. A few of us were over in Amsterdam for somebody's 30th a while back - one of my (ostensibly happily married) pals who was over decided as I was single at the time we were going to do a bit of "window shopping" together. Told him I just wasn't into the idea, but got the full-scale "C'mon.. I'll do it if you do it..." routine. I suspect he eventually sloped off on his own to achieve his mission. There's a world full of burds out there giving free samples if you play your cards right. Why pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Hillonearth said: Why pay? Don't want my girlfriend finding out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 54 minutes ago, ICTChris said: His wife is standing by him and refused to give evidence for the prosecution.She's a keeper. My wife is still raging at me for stuff I did more than ten years ago, can't imagine what she'd say if I tried to have her killed so I could run away with a secret mistress. Maybe he wanted her dead because he wasn't impressed with pictures of her disfigured vagina being all over the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: There's a world full of burds out there giving free samples if you play your cards right. Why pay? You've obviously never seen me trying to play cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Helpma said: You've obviously never seen me trying to play cards. No matter what game you start playing it's always an unexpected bonus if it ends up in a game of poker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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