D.A.F.C Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 So wrong imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Gents or ladies? The stories I've heard from cleaners indicate that men are generally dirtier in the lavvies, but women are more likely to do the horrorshow stuff like the above, painting with menstrual blood being a particular favourite. Have any P&Bers ever (etc etc). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Gents or ladies? The stories I've heard from cleaners indicate that men are generally dirtier in the lavvies, but women are more likely to do the horrorshow stuff like the above, painting with menstrual blood being a particular favourite. Have any P&Bers ever (etc etc). I was in Stansted Airport recently where the toilets are being refurbished in the departures lounge. One of the gents toilets was being used as a unisex toilet while the ladies' was being renovated. It was without question the worst, smelliest convenience I've ever used. Stank to high heaven of piss. I've never known women's toilets to smell or look so disgusting. Edit to add: also used gents facilities at Hampden when I've been at Take That and Robbie Williams gigs (because f**k queues) and the same applied. Piss all over the place, no toilet roll. Complete hover and stamp business. Edited June 4, 2018 by Lisa Cuddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: So wrong imo In my experience bowel related explosions are more than a possibility after a night of MDMA and few toilet opportunities. If you've got a better explanation I'd like to hear it. Edited June 4, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I was in Stansted Airport recently where the toilets are being refurbished in the departures lounge. One of the gents toilets was being used as a unisex toilet while the ladies' was being renovated. It was without question the worst, smelliest convenience I've ever used. Stank to high heaven of piss. I've never known women's toilets to smell or look so disgusting. Open urinals probably doesn't help with the fragrance. Might just be Stansted, thinking about it. It was generally a bit pish last time I was there. Edited June 4, 2018 by BigFatTabbyDave I can't spell airport names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: Open urinals probably doesn't help with the fragrance. Might just be Stanstead, thinking about it. It was generally a bit pish last time I was there. They'd boxed all the urinals off so they weren't in use at the time. I think some men just have no idea how to aim and give the rest of you a bad name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 A man who aims is no man at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Was anybody expecting BFTD? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 33 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: A man who aims is no man at all. I was going to post a guesstimate picture of your bathroom floor here, but searching for one has given me the boak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: In my experience bowel related explosions are more than a possibility after a night of MDMA and few toilet opportunities. If you've got a better explanation I'd like to hear it. Comment was meant for Rugster. Don't disagree with your explanation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Gents or ladies? The stories I've heard from cleaners indicate that men are generally dirtier in the lavvies, but women are more likely to do the horrorshow stuff like the above, painting with menstrual blood being a particular favourite. Have any P&Bers ever (etc etc). Gents toilets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Gents or ladies? The stories I've heard from cleaners indicate that men are generally dirtier in the lavvies, but women are more likely to do the horrorshow stuff like the above, painting with menstrual blood being a particular favourite. Have any P&Bers ever (etc etc). I was a cleaner at our local night club for a short time and the ladies was far worse than the gents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I also got a talking to in a previous job for my internet usage. I wasn't grassed up by anyone it was the actual boss who would just make the off-hand jokey, snide remark at the water-cooler or in the kitchen when we were both getting a brew. 'God that article you're reading must be really interesting, you're never off that website' or ' Jesus I hope you're paying as much attention to that report as you do to YouTube'. I used to reply in a serious manner and give it the old 'audit my work against so-and-so's and come back to me'. He soon shut his noise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 59 minutes ago, TheScarf said: I also got a talking to in a previous job for my internet usage. I wasn't grassed up by anyone it was the actual boss who would just make the off-hand jokey, snide remark at the water-cooler or in the kitchen when we were both getting a brew. 'God that article you're reading must be really interesting, you're never off that website' or ' Jesus I hope you're paying as much attention to that report as you do to YouTube'. I used to reply in a serious manner and give it the old 'audit my work against so-and-so's and come back to me'. He soon shut his noise. You could still have been doing more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 We had a double delivery of milk on Tuesday, which has led to Armageddon in the office, anyway, got this email last night. She signs off every email exactly the same. Not sure if she forgets she has a signature, or just likes thanking herself. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I got an email the other day that was signed off as below. "With kind thanks and warmest regards." I was fucking seething. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 My new work crew are generally okay except for one absolute Chris Brunt. Is there one absolute twat in every office!? Some of them aren't exactly 'fun' though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 We had a double delivery of milk on Tuesday, which has led to Armageddon in the office, anyway, got this email last night. She signs off every email exactly the same. Not sure if she forgets she has a signature, or just likes thanking herself. I quite liked the “that’s the milk not the elderly neighbour” quip. Gem seems okay by all accounts. Bet she’s a wid. It does nosedive towards the end though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Gemma is proposing freezing the spare milk? She sounds like my kind of gal. Is she single? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Malik on security is probably selling the milk in a series of dubious transactions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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