8MileBU Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Pea and Ham, from a Chicken? Even if you guess correctly I won’t be able to say it’s a yay or nay. It was just a wee bowl of greenie mcnasty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 11 hours ago, supermik said: Pea and Ham, from a Chicken? Now that's clever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boulderdomb Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Intentionally putting everyone besides people they've either 1) not spoken to or 2) don't get on at the Christmas dinner knowing that everyone is against the idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/3/2017 at 08:11, Richey Edwards said: Canada is in Europe. I'm voting for Canxit then! Our department had our Christmas lunch on Friday, I declined as they are usually quite civilised events, staff were given a token for one alcoholic drink, certainly not like the drunken shit fests that are a Scottish works outing. After declining I got the usual 'well you will have to work your normal shift it you are not going' The majority of my colleagues left for the lunch at 12.30, I left the office at 12.35.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I skipped my works Christmas party this year. Last year it was at a hotel in Aberdeen and it was just bring a party to a party and everybody had a great time. Food was alright but there was a decent range of drinks so everybody was happy. This year? A masquerade ball. Instead of the usual 50 or so going it was down to just over 15. By 11pm there was only 5 people left. Can't beat paying £40 for a Christmas Party before paying extra for fancy masks and then leaving after 3 hours. Merry Christmas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 03/12/2017 at 12:19, 8MileBU said: Had our works Christmas night out last night at the Apex Hotel in The Grassmarket. Which one, there are two Apex Hotels in the Grassmarket which confused me when I went there once for a work conference. Anyway our office Christmas function has bitten the dust - they sent round an email asking us to vote for either going out on the town after a sit down meal somewhere or else having a wee do in the office with bought in catering. A resounding victory for the going out on the town option wasn't what the "social committee" had expected and thus they threw the toys out of the pram and cancelled Christmas. That they had clearly not booked somewhere external appropriate prior to this November vote wasn't the problem at all, no sir. That they thought we'd want to stay in the office whilst all of the fun is 50 yards away in the nearest pub is frankly laughable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Which one, there are two Apex Hotels in the Grassmarket which confused me when I went there once for a work conference. I’ve actually no idea, never knew there were two but basically opposite The Black Bull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Jason King said: Which one, there are two Apex Hotels in the Grassmarket which confused me when I went there once for a work conference. Anyway our office Christmas function has bitten the dust - they sent round an email asking us to vote for either going out on the town after a sit down meal somewhere or else having a wee do in the office with bought in catering. A resounding victory for the going out on the town option wasn't what the "social committee" had expected and thus they threw the toys out of the pram and cancelled Christmas. That they had clearly not booked somewhere external appropriate prior to this November vote wasn't the problem at all, no sir. That they thought we'd want to stay in the office whilst all of the fun is 50 yards away in the nearest pub is frankly laughable. I used to like the Christmas buffet in my part of my last office. The management grades - line managers, specialist decision makers and our manager - all chipped in money. The EOs put in £20 a head. The HEO put in £60. We got around £220. I drove up to Costco with a couple of the other EOs and we bought in food for all of our staff. Ordered some of the big pizzas, bought their trays of sandwiches, salad bowls, cooked meat platters, cakes etc. The staff cleared a space in our bit of the office and made sure there was room for us coming back to lay the food out. Closed down the sections for an hour and just relaxed and had a bit of scran . Fed about 65 people without coming close to running out of food. It meant that people who perhaps wouldn't have gone to an organised night out still felt like they were getting something. Anybody who wanted to go out afterwards could finish a wee bit earlier that day and go out to the pub having filled themselves at lunch time. Worked really well for us and staff always enjoyed it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Cocaine and hookers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I’ve actually no idea, never knew there were two but basically opposite The Black Bull. I had no idea there was a Black Bull in the Grassmarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 53 minutes ago, BallochSonsFan said: I used to like the Christmas buffet in my part of my last office. The management grades - line managers, specialist decision makers and our manager - all chipped in money. The EOs put in £20 a head. The HEO put in £60. We got around £220. I drove up to Costco with a couple of the other EOs and we bought in food for all of our staff. Ordered some of the big pizzas, bought their trays of sandwiches, salad bowls, cooked meat platters, cakes etc. The staff cleared a space in our bit of the office and made sure there was room for us coming back to lay the food out. Closed down the sections for an hour and just relaxed and had a bit of scran . Fed about 65 people without coming close to running out of food. It meant that people who perhaps wouldn't have gone to an organised night out still felt like they were getting something. Anybody who wanted to go out afterwards could finish a wee bit earlier that day and go out to the pub having filled themselves at lunch time. Worked really well for us and staff always enjoyed it. ...and we all lived happily ever after! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 17 hours ago, The Minertaur said: I skipped my works Christmas party this year. Last year it was at a hotel in Aberdeen and it was just bring a party to a party and everybody had a great time. Food was alright but there was a decent range of drinks so everybody was happy. This year? A masquerade ball. Instead of the usual 50 or so going it was down to just over 15. By 11pm there was only 5 people left. Can't beat paying £40 for a Christmas Party before paying extra for fancy masks and then leaving after 3 hours. Merry Christmas! Masquerade Ball / Murder Mystery Night / That Glamping do / Fancy dress - These are only every organised by out one night a year arseholes that watch to much 'reality' TV and think that is how Scottish pubs works too. Just f**k off and lets have a beer, and if it helps you feel better about it I can have some food stomach-lining before a laugh and a drink. Anything that has to be dressed up as something stupid won't be 'amaze-balls', 'a right laugh', 'epic' or any other twat phrase you have to offer. Finish early and meal at Spanish Tapas place and drink till you can't drink any more on a pub crawl paid for by work this year is the format, based on previous formats of, finish early, eat and drink, then drink on a wander round some pubs paid for by the work like previous years. Only thing that changes is meal venue. Last year was Soul, year before was Amicus Apple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, MEADOWXI said: Finish early and meal at Spanish Tapas place and drink till you can't drink any more on a pub crawl paid for by work this year is the format, based on previous formats of, finish early, eat and drink, then drink on a wander round some pubs paid for by the work like previous years. Only thing that changes is meal venue. Last year was Soul, year before was Amicus Apple. Don't suppose there is space for one more? Which Spanish place? Cafe Andaluz? They normally have good nights out here and it's the same person who organised it this year. Who really wants to dress up with a stupid mask at a Christmas party? Relax, have a drink and have a laugh. No need to try and be the most flamboyantly dressed person! Last year for about a week after the Christmas party people were laughing and joking about the night - yesterday there was barely a mention of Friday's night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Cocaine and hookers I'm coming to your office party 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 14 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Cocaine and hookers Thought you’d want something different at Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I guess I’m in the fortunate position that I dont have to pay for my Xmas night out, it’s always covered by the company, but if it wasn’t I don’t think I’d ever bother going tbh. I usually leave when the free bar shuts down about 10ish anyway, by that time I’ve had about 12 hours worth of drink and call it a night. [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Thought you’d want something different at Christmas. They can put Santa hats on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Minertaur said: Don't suppose there is space for one more? Which Spanish place? Cafe Andaluz? They normally have good nights out here and it's the same person who organised it this year. Who really wants to dress up with a stupid mask at a Christmas party? Relax, have a drink and have a laugh. No need to try and be the most flamboyantly dressed person! Last year for about a week after the Christmas party people were laughing and joking about the night - yesterday there was barely a mention of Friday's night out. Yes, Cafe Andaluz, would you believe everyone goes due to no fuss and paid for so no extra spaces Did Revolución de Cuba for the half year one. Always somewhere central, plenty of booze, pubs after for drinks, including Dusk for cocktails as the boss likes there Edited December 5, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Yes, Cafe Andaluz, would you believe everyone goes due to no fuss and paid for so no extra spaces Did Revolución de Cuba for the half year one. Always somewhere central, plenty of booze, pubs after for drinks, including Dusk for cocktails as the boss likes there b*****d The best Christmas night out I've had was actually at the Foundry. Dirt cheap drink and we had the section on the left all to ourselves. Highlights of the night included the area manager doing a flaming shot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 15 hours ago, BallochSonsFan said: I used to like the Christmas buffet in my part of my last office. The management grades - line managers, specialist decision makers and our manager - all chipped in money. The EOs put in £20 a head. The HEO put in £60. We got around £220. I drove up to Costco with a couple of the other EOs and we bought in food for all of our staff. Ordered some of the big pizzas, bought their trays of sandwiches, salad bowls, cooked meat platters, cakes etc. The staff cleared a space in our bit of the office and made sure there was room for us coming back to lay the food out. Closed down the sections for an hour and just relaxed and had a bit of scran . Fed about 65 people without coming close to running out of food. It meant that people who perhaps wouldn't have gone to an organised night out still felt like they were getting something. Anybody who wanted to go out afterwards could finish a wee bit earlier that day and go out to the pub having filled themselves at lunch time. Worked really well for us and staff always enjoyed it. The whole point of a Christmas Night Out is that its a night out, Having it in the office defeats the purpose and the thought of the people I work with fingering a buffet and then putting it back gives me a sick feeling at the back of my throat. Cant think of anything worse than having it in the actual office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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