Sergeant Wilson Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: There's always, *always* some w****r with a bike who's adamant that it'll fit. I got on a fairly busy train the other week. It had a a few of the seats, with the back to the train wall. People were already standing at the doors. I managed to squeeze past them, to discover a cyclist on the middle of 3 seats, bike in front of him with the wheels blocking the other 2 seats. I can only assume no-one else asked him to move. When I did he mumps a bit about no other room, disrupting other people etc. I, in turn, politely explained how little I cared about this predicament and that I wanted a seat, pointing out the bike won't be taking up anymore space, it just won't be blocking seats.He continued moaning, but did move. I outcunted the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I was coming back from Dunfermline and this woman had her kid in a pram and it was going mental crying and screaming and her total reaction was to nudge the pram every few seconds while she played Candy Crush was tempted to ask why she had the kid if she wanted to ignore it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Saw a guy getting off the train at Kirkcaldy a few weeks ago who had a tattoo that said "No muff too tuff" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I'll bet he got that changed after 10 minutes in Kirkcaldy. Doubt it. Nothing's changed in Kirkcaldy in the last 40 year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Muffs were tuff the last time I was there. You weren't with "shagger" with the tattoo though, were you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I had to get a train to Gothenburg one time and there was this young lad with a mate and a lady on her own, sitting at a table of 4. The young lad was drinking Bavaria straight out a large bottle of it and had headphones in, singing Pulp songs rather loudly. His pal looked embarrassed and the lady didn't look too impressed, even when offered a drink. Don't think he meant to be a c**t though. Also, surprised the story of the sheep on fire hasn't been mentioned it?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 My missus and daughter are getting a train from Dundee to Dunblane this coming Saturday, (probably the 0817) and returning on the 1546. Just to warn everyone. Was Monfuckingtrose not their annual day out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My missus and daughter are getting a train from Dundee to Dunblane this coming Saturday, (probably the 0817) and returning on the 1546. Just to warn everyone. Won't that depend on what the jury says? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boulderdomb Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Nothing worse than public transport, all wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My missus and daughter are getting a train from Dundee to Dunblane this coming Saturday, (probably the 0817) and returning on the 1546. Just to warn everyone. That stops in Invergowrie I'll bring the tins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My missus and daughter are getting a train from Dundee to Dunblane this coming Saturday, (probably the 0817) and returning on the 1546. Just to warn everyone. Has nobody else in your family got a driving license? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) Used to work in Newcastle city centre and commute on the bus from/to my home on the outskirts of the city. Same set of cretins, deadbeats, oafs and foul schoolgoers every single day. I assigned each of them a nickname based on their most annoying or prominent characteristics. Whenever I get on public transport I almost feel the need to perform a risk assessment of where might be safe to sit, who to avoid, escape routes etc. Edited June 26, 2017 by nsr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My missus and daughter are getting a train from Dundee to Dunblane this coming Saturday, (probably the 0817) and returning on the 1546. Just to warn everyone. I bet they stand up to get ready just after Gleneagles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 How about c***s outside a train/ bus? The last pick up for the express buses from Glasgow down to the glorious shire is in Waterloo Street. The queue outside Hotel Indigo can grow to Olympian levels after only a few minutes, so it boils my piss when people fucking jump the queue and think they can just board the bus without queueing with the rest of us mere mortals. Even typing this is making me shake with a primal rage. So, in essence, queue jumpers are absolute, consummate, abject, resolute c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 18 minutes ago, Fide said: How about c***s outside a train/ bus? The last pick up for the express buses from Glasgow down to the glorious shire is in Waterloo Street. The queue outside Hotel Indigo can grow to Olympian levels after only a few minutes, so it boils my piss when people fucking jump the queue and think they can just board the bus without queueing with the rest of us mere mortals. Even typing this is making me shake with a primal rage. So, in essence, queue jumpers are absolute, consummate, abject, resolute c***s. Wait in the Admiral till the last second and right on in front of the wage slaves. hee hee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Glenconner said: Wait in the Admiral till the last second and right on in front of the wage slaves. hee hee I love doing that, with a practised look of uncomprehending innocence if anyone complains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I had to get a train to Gothenburg one time and there was this young lad with a mate and a lady on her own, sitting at a table of 4. The young lad was drinking Bavaria straight out a large bottle of it and had headphones in, singing Pulp songs rather loudly. His pal looked embarrassed and the lady didn't look too impressed, even when offered a drink. Don't think he meant to be a c**t though. Also, surprised the story of the sheep on fire hasn't been mentioned it?! This sounds awfully familiar... I believe the person in question broke a door in the place they were staying pretty much right upon arrival before shitting in the bidet Edited June 26, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 This sounds awfully familiar... I believe the person in question broke a door in the place they were staying pretty much right upon arrival before shitting in the bidet The young chap never shat in the bidet, but was close to doing so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The young chap never shat in the bidet, but was close to doing so. Nah, pretty certain he did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 23.6.2017 at 19:15, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said: Great thread but why are you not listening to tunes? It mitigates 90% of the issues on here. Sitting in silence listening to the public is hell. Music is heaven. No brainer. Much prefer reading a book on the train. You don't tend to get too many loud c***s over here so the journey is normally quite quiet anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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